I had wild berry skittles for the first time at summer camp around 2005. The technology to create the wild berry flavor had matured enough at that point for me to take the plunge. Initially a skeptic, I came around quickly. While I don’t eat many skittles these days, I remember that summer fondly🟣🟢

Do pots still boil over? Feels like I haven’t seen that phenomenon in, shit, over a decade?

I mean if the pope job is open I guess I’ll throw my hat in the ring…

What happened to chuck norris jokes? Did those die along with “not” jokes in 2009? Sophomoric. I do not miss either. Kinda miss 2009 though. I’d give anything (well, not anything, but maybe like $20) to go back to 2009 for a day and listen to Vampire Weekend on my iPod nano while my dad yells at me

You need to get a #billionaire to give you a thousandth of their money one time, then you can buy a house in most cities in America. Just a thousandth, and just one time!! Easy! #homebuying #finance #lifehack

If elected I’d put a 1,000,000,000,000% #tariff on all imports, and require at least one item worth at least $1 to be imported a year. Guaranteed $1,000,000,000,000 every year. If a country refuses, I will airdrop zyn to their citizens, get them addicted, then take it away causing panic #politics

Anyone know a good service to buy 5k BlueSky followers? I think if I get the ball rolling with 5k, it’ll be easier to gain legit followers. Folks will come to my profile and think I’m legit. No origin story is complete without fraud, and I am certainly no exception.