Mr. Gets No B-words
@yunggangsign.bsky.social
Thinking about dabbling in some opioid addiction
May 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Thinking about dabbling in some opioid addiction
Yes, I’m 31 years old. Yes, I’m on Duke’s campus doing TikTok dances.
March 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Yes, I’m 31 years old. Yes, I’m on Duke’s campus doing TikTok dances.
Having a whole crowd of people shouting “Judas!” at you goes so hard. Could not have happened to a more lame-ass dude
March 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Having a whole crowd of people shouting “Judas!” at you goes so hard. Could not have happened to a more lame-ass dude
It’s so funny to go through an emotional crisis during working hours. Like I’m thugging this shit out while my friends are sending emails at gunpoint
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s so funny to go through an emotional crisis during working hours. Like I’m thugging this shit out while my friends are sending emails at gunpoint
There should be a pill you can take that gives you an instant hangover. Kinda like the opposite of the Limitless pill
March 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There should be a pill you can take that gives you an instant hangover. Kinda like the opposite of the Limitless pill
Dating??? All my romantic energy is spent convincing my married friends to let me be their third so I can ethically fuck on my bros
February 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dating??? All my romantic energy is spent convincing my married friends to let me be their third so I can ethically fuck on my bros
Why are you, as my coworker, requesting to follow me on TikTok?
February 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Why are you, as my coworker, requesting to follow me on TikTok?
I was created in a lab by a scientist who asked “What if a non-white boy busted it down sexual style?”
February 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I was created in a lab by a scientist who asked “What if a non-white boy busted it down sexual style?”
I am in urgent need of someone who can mix Naked in Manhattan by Chappell Roan and Blue Cheese Salad by Young Nudy. Please, my crops are dying
February 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I am in urgent need of someone who can mix Naked in Manhattan by Chappell Roan and Blue Cheese Salad by Young Nudy. Please, my crops are dying
Why this tower have her tussy out…
February 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Why this tower have her tussy out…
I’ve never dapped up my therapist, but I think the sound it’d make would create a black hole big enough to swallow our solar system. That’s my twin 4L 🤞🏽
February 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’ve never dapped up my therapist, but I think the sound it’d make would create a black hole big enough to swallow our solar system. That’s my twin 4L 🤞🏽
I’m the first he/him to mourn his wife while blasting Teen X (feat. Future) by Playboi Carti
February 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m the first he/him to mourn his wife while blasting Teen X (feat. Future) by Playboi Carti
Most of you will never know what it’s like to have the hardest fit on at a funeral service
February 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Most of you will never know what it’s like to have the hardest fit on at a funeral service
Got wisdom teeth pulled, and all they prescribed me were big ibuprofens. Where tf are my yerkies
February 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Got wisdom teeth pulled, and all they prescribed me were big ibuprofens. Where tf are my yerkies
Hating the NFL and Taylor Swift makes me uniquely powerful at this point in time
October 4, 2023 at 1:05 PM
Hating the NFL and Taylor Swift makes me uniquely powerful at this point in time
We are living in such an era of films. Every movie is
October 3, 2023 at 2:14 AM
We are living in such an era of films. Every movie is
Shoutout to all the shawties out there 😏
September 13, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Shoutout to all the shawties out there 😏
The ice cream stand just gave me the thinnest, flimsiest straw you’ve ever seen for my thick strawberry malt. Luckily I’ve been training my entire life for this moment
September 10, 2023 at 12:59 AM
The ice cream stand just gave me the thinnest, flimsiest straw you’ve ever seen for my thick strawberry malt. Luckily I’ve been training my entire life for this moment
I’m with my boy in the hotel room listening to Logic’s suicide hotline song on repeat. We are not the same
September 2, 2023 at 11:09 PM
I’m with my boy in the hotel room listening to Logic’s suicide hotline song on repeat. We are not the same
I’m the Muammar Gaddafi of this shit
August 18, 2023 at 12:51 PM
I’m the Muammar Gaddafi of this shit