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Dana Scully during the opening credits of The X-Files:
We lost but we got 420 so we won 😎
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Jordan Firstman may have lost English Teacher but he booked I Love LA and he’s killing it
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
My IT: Welcome to Derry review
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Genuine question here was is transit in LA absolute dog shit?
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Joked with my coworker about my functional alcoholism & found out her mom died from alcoholism but at least she jokes about it
Simpson Ralph Wiggum GIF
ALT: Simpson Ralph Wiggum GIF
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My conjunctivitis came back yesterday so I'm preparing for blindness
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Never thought about Glen Powell at all but he’s actually very funny and now I have to give it to him
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I really hope Pete Hegseth sees this sketch
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
SNL doing a sketch about AI being dog shit I love to see it
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The opening monologue was kind of sweet actually possibly genuine?
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Took my Prozac at 2am when I thought it was 5am yesterday so now I’ve got SSRI shakes again 😭
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
What in the gay porn is this
First look at Tom Holland as Telemachus in Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey.’
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Made the fatal mistake of waking up at 2:30am thinking it was 5:30am to get ready for work and I'm pretty sure I'm not surviving the day
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
UPDATE my boss likes them and I put a penny in them
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Spoken like a true opioid addict
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm quite evil but I will never skip the Malcolm in the Middle theme song
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Bought these Vans loafers & wore them today. One coworker said they’re Pee-Wee Herman shoes. Another said they remind her of Jim Carrey (she hates him). Another asked if I was a trumpet player in a ska band
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Once again Mainers are a weird bunch and people aren’t talking about it enough
Maine - Senate Polling:

🔵 Platner: 45%
🔴 Collins: 41%

🔴 Collins: 46%
🔵 Mills: 42%

Maine People's Resource Center / Oct 29, 2025
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I literally just bought penny loafers
The American penny died on Wednesday in Philadelphia. It was 232. The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness, the Treasury Department said. Nothing could be bought any more with a penny, as the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents. nyti.ms/48bFd5K
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oh!
"House Democrats on Wednesday released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein wrote that President Trump had “spent hours at my house” with one of Epstein’s victims, among other messages that suggested that the convicted sex offender believed Mr. Trump knew more about his abuse than he has acknowledged."
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hating America in this current state is actually patriotic
NEW: The Venezuelan nationals the US government sent to El Salvador in March and April were tortured and subjected to other abuses, including sexual violence.

In a new report, HRW and @cristosal.bsky.social provide a comprehensive account of the treatment of these people in El Salvador.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This sounds disgusting I want 3 please
Bookmark this one for the day after Thanksgiving. It is the perfect meat-free alternative to the traditional leftover sandwich. nyti.ms/49bS4Gj
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
31 degrees according to computer & I went for a walk during my 30min lunch without a coat I guess that's my superpower now
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Is it normal that I cry like a baby during every episode of The Pitt or am I just a big baby
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM