My first guess was molesting kids, but that makes sense too

The average American is too stupid to be trusted with going on Costco runs

You don't become that wealthy without an unfillable hole in your heart

I would have gotten tossed if I were Celebrini. Crazy that he's a teenager and has his mental game together so well

Holy fuck the sharks

They shouldn't be glorifying piracy

They're also not childless-ness taxes because living in a society where only those whose parents could afford private school had a basic education would be a fucking nightmare, even for the childless.

Tom blocked me for insinuating his stupidity was related to being a member of the most lead poisoned generation. I looked it up afterward and it turns out he's a boomer. He should have taken it as a compliment!