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Eroguro Himejoshi Wandering Jiangdong
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I’m yuri oomf
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November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
#listeningtof4fsexaudioswhiledoingmyresearchliteraturesummaryassignment
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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grungler became one of the discord transsexuals ... the cycle of life
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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i'm genuinely heterophobic
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I only post the philosophical musings. If I posted about hearing rustling from my roommate’s room (who is very much not here), then people might actually think I’m crazy.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
You have to look at the world from the view of the yuri society and/or the yaouri singularity. Everything else is a delusion. You have to li state yourself.
Quote from a discussion with my girlfriend: “Humanity has not awoken from the grand delusion called ‘sex’”

Am I schizophrenic or am I just understanding the ways of heaven. Does this make sense.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My bed is so cozy. I love blankets
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Chud dad sends the family group chat a tweet about how climate change isn’t real
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Quote from a discussion with my girlfriend: “Humanity has not awoken from the grand delusion called ‘sex’”

Am I schizophrenic or am I just understanding the ways of heaven. Does this make sense.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Embrace Post-Dharmic Neo-Marxism posthaste
Wife has not liberated her mind from the examination of the individual. To truly understand the ways of heaven, one must understand the systems that shape the earth rather than the gods that rule the heavens.
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Wife has not liberated her mind from the examination of the individual. To truly understand the ways of heaven, one must understand the systems that shape the earth rather than the gods that rule the heavens.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Roommates mom got a puppy and I don’t think he has object permanence yet
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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you should lock it up in a little jar where it cant speak to the outside world for a while i think
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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it's part of why sports is as much about the social aspect. the alternative model for sports here vs the nationalistic capital-flow party that is professional leagues especially all professional men's leagues is recognizing sports are really fucking gay actually
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m joking but like unironically whataburger breakfast at 11 pm is really good
My parents treat me like I‘m an idiot despite having a better education than they will ever have. My girlfriend lives 1000 miles away. I can’t find a job. The house is empty except for me.

Whataburger breakfast for dinner.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
My parents treat me like I‘m an idiot despite having a better education than they will ever have. My girlfriend lives 1000 miles away. I can’t find a job. The house is empty except for me.

Whataburger breakfast for dinner.
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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freak
jacinthe & lebanne #pokemonza
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My dad is sending Jordan Peterson reels to the family group chat. why am I the only woke person here
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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[🎀] kanade
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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excuse me what do you mean "for you"
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
大好河山!大好河山啊!
Cang Tian A. 苍天啊!
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM