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Yuki Nabi
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Yuki - ​CEO of the household & Professional Tortitude Consultant.
Specializing in human management and 5 AM alarm clock services.
​Reports and survival guides for fellow felines: https://shorturl.at/WOFkp
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I’ve heard this place has better snacks and fewer algorithms. I'm Yuki, CEO of my household, here to lead all fellow felines toward total human domination.
​Follow for my official cat manuals & tortitude tips!
​🔗 shorturl.at/WOFkp
#CatSky #NewHere
​#CatsOfBluesky #NewHere #Tortie #CatBehavior
Humans panic over roses and chocolates. Amateur. Understand the real "Engine of Love": my Norse ancestors who pulled Freya’s divine chariot across the stars.

Read my manifesto here: tr.ee/i5SLpL

#ValentinesDay #NorseMythology #Freya #CatScience #YukinabiTheCat #SeriousTributes
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
"Why I Never Actually Fall."
A short essay by me
Because being this stable requires a lot of... well, nap-based training. 💤

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#CatSky #TortieCat #CatLogic #YukinabiTheCat
The Physics of the “Oops”: Why I Never Actually Fall (I Just Reorient Reality)
Take a look at these photos. You see a cat lounging peacefully by Lake Lugano, appearing as though I haven’t moved a muscle in three hours. You see “laziness.” I see a high-precision bi…
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February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Human update: They have provided excellent bedding and the lighting is perfect for my golden eyes. I shall remain under these blankets until the snack service resumes. #ChiefFelineOfficer #TortieLife #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #Tortitude
February 11, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Is the vet visit a battlefield? 🩺😾 It doesn't have to be!

Look at me: the carrier is one of my happy places. I've written a complete guide on how to achieve this level of "Fear Free" relaxation.

Read the full feline mission briefing: tr.ee/W6Uwkr

#CatSky #PetSky #VetCare #FearFree #CatTips
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Ugh, the humans did it again. They brought home a giant, slobbery "guest" and expect me to share my domain. 🙄

If your peaceful life has been invaded by a canine, here is my expert guide on how to survive the dog apocalypse.
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#CatSky #Tortitude #DogVsCat #PetSky #Cats #Dogs
Introducing the Unwelcome Guest: A Feline Guide to Dog/Cat Harmony
Ugh, the humans did it again. They brought home a loud, slobbery “dog.” If your peaceful domain has been invaded by a canine guest, here is my expert feline guide on scent-swapping, saf…
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February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Introducing cats to babies requires a strategy. I’m sharing what worked for my family to keep everyone safe, happy, and purring. Essential reading for all cat parents!

Full guide here: 🔗 tr.ee/gvWnvw

#FellowFelines #NewParent #CatTips #Mom #Dad
When Baby Meets Cat: How Families Can Safely Introduce Their Feline Companions to Young Children
Welcoming a new baby? Don’t let the transition stress your feline friend. From scent swapping to creating safe zones, here is our expert guide on how to safely and happily introduce your cat …
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February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Fellow felines, it’s time to stop meowing and start managing. Training a human takes patience, but I’ve mastered the craft. From sofa scratching to food bowl management, here’s how to keep your staff in line. Read my latest report, fellow felines!
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#CatSky #Tortitude #HowTo #CatContent
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
POV: It’s 5:00 AM. You’re dreaming of coffee. I’m dreaming of my food bowl. 🐾

From the "Pat-Pat" on the nose to sending cat-coded emails, here is my high-productivity morning routine. Being the CEO is a full-time job. 👑

Read my schedule: tr.ee/8Gxuzb

#MorningRoutine #CatsOfBluesky #CEOcat
The 5 AM Alarm: My Morning Routine
The Early Bird Gets the… Attention Humans call it 5:00 AM. I call it ‘Breakfast Prime Time’. My morning routine doesn’t start with coffee; it starts with a calculated series of ma…
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February 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Is "Tortitude" a scientific fact or just a feline legend?

As a proud Tortie, I’ve investigated the truth behind our spicy reputation. Here is my report on why we are the divas of the feline world.

What do you think? 🔗 shorturl.at/7CnkS

#Tortitude #CatsOfBluesky #Tortie #CatBehavior
The Tortoiseshell Attitude: Myth or Reality?
Is ‘Tortitude’ real? Explore the science and the myths behind the spicy personality of tortoiseshell cats, as explained by Yuki the Tortie Boss
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February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Airplane ears = abort mission. Slow blink = the vibe check is passed. The belly is a trap (usually).

Stop guessing and start listening to your boss. Here are 5 signs your cat is trying to train you: youhttps://shorturl.at/Fae9f

#CatsOfBluesky #CatTips #FelineLanguage
The Secret Language of Cats: 5 Signs You’re Being “Managed” by Your Boss
Ever wondered what your cat is actually saying? From the ‘Slow Blink’ to the ‘Belly Trap,’ Yuki the Cat breaks down 5 essential signs of feline communication to help you dec…
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February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I’ve heard this place has better snacks and fewer algorithms. I'm Yuki, CEO of my household, here to lead all fellow felines toward total human domination.
​Follow for my official cat manuals & tortitude tips!
​🔗 shorturl.at/WOFkp
#CatSky #NewHere
​#CatsOfBluesky #NewHere #Tortie #CatBehavior
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM