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Yuki Maple
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Dean of Cultural Anthropology, Hoenn University | Specialist in Pokémon legends & folklore | Examining intersections of myth, material culture, and historical reality | Rustboro City
I’ll be tuning in. Ya know, we SWORE we wouldn’t be on TV anymore… Better not see you.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You’ll be fine. It’s literally a tourist destination. You can always call—if it’s safe, I guess.

You’ll be back in no time. Just promise if you need help, you’ll let me know?
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I take plenty. I just look worse off than what’s real. Cheers, Champ. 🥂
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Retirement age? You know the older I get the more I wish that was the case.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’ll start a shared note.

You look so old. I can’t believe it.
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’m on my way. I’m just going to drop off my gift. I have an early morning….
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Dad was the inverse. He got his old ass handed to him by Sidney and Phoebe from the sound of it.
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
A couple of months ago. Only recently has it become an issue. Frankly, I don’t know the life expectancy of a Volbeat. He’s never had any health issues to my knowledge.

Please. I’ll be quiet. Over here.
September 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Volbeat’s been with me more than ten years now, so I notice when he unwell. His glow isn’t as steady as it used to be. He still eats well, still comes when I call, but his flights don’t last as long? Can’t say exactly what it means. What do you think?
August 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Right. I’m actually walking up. No, I think they were out of their depths for some reason…
August 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Thank you. I’ll extend your offer to the cohort.

Maybe you could also put a word in with Rox? I’m planning on talking to Petra, as well. About the lab.

What have you been doing? Aside from the Tundra trip.
August 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
One proposal’s team tracked weather myths alongside recorded storm cycles, trying to prove if the Groudon–Kyogre stories are rooted in climate data. They’re requesting full-access to the geology academy’s lab to compare their timelines to geological records. If only it were so simple.
August 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’m sorry again for the late notice. My Volbeat has recently fallen ill. I was hoping you might know what’s wrong.
August 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
[muffled] He’s actually more dapper than ever. And his voice is like wind chimes…

Hi, Lisia. I missed you too.

And uhhh thanks. Electric Tentacruel for me, please. They have it on draft here, last I checked.

Honestly, it’s been uneventful, but the unit is presenting some interesting studies.
August 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’ve crossed a Wailmer or two myself. I know you have too, but I’ve always struggled with them for some reason, they’re a pain in the ass out on the surf.
August 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Oh. That’s right.

Wailmer Boy… It’s genius.
August 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Woah. The Wailmers will stop at Norman I feel like. The Sheer Cold can make it to the top if she keeps trying. It’s a matter of chance.
August 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hi. Ali is radiant as always. I had to meet you two outside.
August 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Good. Right. I’m working on that too. It’s not a linear path. Tragically, haha.

Have you faced any notable trainers this season?
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I’m actually there now. I can save a spot at the bar next to me.
August 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I know how it feels, too. I SHOULD be burnt out, but something about what I do specifically… It feels like I’m always on the verge of another discovery and I keep going. Can’t tell you how many times me and my Pokémon have spent the night in my office…
August 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM