I may just be a dock truck driver, but I’m a goddamn professional
*not pictured: the 12 point turn I had to make outside of this garage to line up this parking job
*not pictured: the 12 point turn I had to make outside of this garage to line up this parking job
July 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I may just be a dock truck driver, but I’m a goddamn professional
*not pictured: the 12 point turn I had to make outside of this garage to line up this parking job
*not pictured: the 12 point turn I had to make outside of this garage to line up this parking job
Willow Nightingale, Speedball, and Mark Briscoe is giving
May 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Willow Nightingale, Speedball, and Mark Briscoe is giving
Check out this sourdough my wife made
March 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Check out this sourdough my wife made
Look at the pic of my best friend Steven from nearly 20 years ago
February 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Look at the pic of my best friend Steven from nearly 20 years ago
Watching wrestling with the boys
February 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Watching wrestling with the boys
Gettin a little tinsel in the mane
January 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Gettin a little tinsel in the mane
Just wanted to share the hair that’s carrying me into 2025. Happy New Year to all the gays in my phone. I love you all so very much
January 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Just wanted to share the hair that’s carrying me into 2025. Happy New Year to all the gays in my phone. I love you all so very much
My wife got me a crowbar for Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 8:55 PM
My wife got me a crowbar for Christmas
If you see this, post a robot.
December 10, 2024 at 6:25 AM
If you see this, post a robot.
I ditched Spotify back in august so my results are only for the last quarter of the year. Lamb of God and Nirvana are there because I spent a week only listening to their discogs.
December 7, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I ditched Spotify back in august so my results are only for the last quarter of the year. Lamb of God and Nirvana are there because I spent a week only listening to their discogs.
This one is titled “Church by my House”
November 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM
This one is titled “Church by my House”
This one is a little on the nose for this place, but I like it a lot. I usually take pics when I’m walking somewhere. This was on my walk home from work a couple months ago. It’s been overcast for like the last 40 yrs or maybe it’s been like 5 days, who knows but this pic just puts me at ease.
November 20, 2024 at 6:15 PM
This one is a little on the nose for this place, but I like it a lot. I usually take pics when I’m walking somewhere. This was on my walk home from work a couple months ago. It’s been overcast for like the last 40 yrs or maybe it’s been like 5 days, who knows but this pic just puts me at ease.
Shot this one several years ago when I was a vending machine man. Sky is trans as hell
November 19, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Shot this one several years ago when I was a vending machine man. Sky is trans as hell
The title of this one is “Autumn’s Vomit”
November 18, 2024 at 9:14 PM
The title of this one is “Autumn’s Vomit”
I definitely don’t consider myself a photographer but I’ve been taking some pictures (with my trusty iPhone 11) with intention this year. Think I’m gonna use this space to start sharing some of my stuff
November 17, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I definitely don’t consider myself a photographer but I’ve been taking some pictures (with my trusty iPhone 11) with intention this year. Think I’m gonna use this space to start sharing some of my stuff
A messy table hates to see a house husband like me comin’
November 16, 2024 at 8:51 PM
A messy table hates to see a house husband like me comin’
Got new joggers for Christmas. Trying out for Faye Jackson’s grey sweat pants battle royale
December 25, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Got new joggers for Christmas. Trying out for Faye Jackson’s grey sweat pants battle royale
Bluesky gets the goods first @effylives.bsky.social
October 29, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Bluesky gets the goods first @effylives.bsky.social
Idk, I think I look hot here
October 14, 2023 at 3:04 PM
Idk, I think I look hot here
In 2018 my wife Kat and I got a sitter for our then 2 year old and went to a Coheed and Cambria and Taking Back Sunday show. A couple hours after this pic was taken I vomited immediately after stepping out of our Uber and my wife walked a block away from our house and sprained her ankle.
August 27, 2023 at 3:43 AM
In 2018 my wife Kat and I got a sitter for our then 2 year old and went to a Coheed and Cambria and Taking Back Sunday show. A couple hours after this pic was taken I vomited immediately after stepping out of our Uber and my wife walked a block away from our house and sprained her ankle.