mun ; JAEGER
20+
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muse is teen-aged, no ships

I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Optimus?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

That's right, baby. All metal, no spines, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my sibling, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher;

so I'm making a callout post on my bluesky dot com; @singingsycamores.bsky.social , you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.