"CHOASTS, CHOASTS of walnuts"
July 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"CHOASTS, CHOASTS of walnuts"
Got my high school diploma, so i could skip the last day of school to pack instead. I'll be going on a long trip with Lauren so I won't be there for moving weekend, but at least i found all the missing glasses filled with little succulents i hid from myself
July 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Got my high school diploma, so i could skip the last day of school to pack instead. I'll be going on a long trip with Lauren so I won't be there for moving weekend, but at least i found all the missing glasses filled with little succulents i hid from myself
DD and James were celebrating Cy's birthday with me and Alison in Grandma and Grandpa's house, but there were too many rooms so we kept losing each other. but in the process we found secret basement rooms, 2 extra floors, and fence we could escape from. family legacies infecting the future
July 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
DD and James were celebrating Cy's birthday with me and Alison in Grandma and Grandpa's house, but there were too many rooms so we kept losing each other. but in the process we found secret basement rooms, 2 extra floors, and fence we could escape from. family legacies infecting the future
Sequestered in a safe house did prevent me from getting murdered by my ex BFF and my mom from driving me more crazy, but I wound up there for over 2 years and could only consume tomato juice
June 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sequestered in a safe house did prevent me from getting murdered by my ex BFF and my mom from driving me more crazy, but I wound up there for over 2 years and could only consume tomato juice
Waking up in America feels like walking into your kitchen and seeing the refrigerator doors were wide open all night
June 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Waking up in America feels like walking into your kitchen and seeing the refrigerator doors were wide open all night
Vivian's lizard was cold so he slept on the back of my neck during the day. Cold blooded can still be comforting
May 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Vivian's lizard was cold so he slept on the back of my neck during the day. Cold blooded can still be comforting
i was working an event with my dad when 20+ cops came in and started checking everyone's IDs. in the same moment, i lost my phone and the dog.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i was working an event with my dad when 20+ cops came in and started checking everyone's IDs. in the same moment, i lost my phone and the dog.
at the Mediterranean spa hotel, I invited my dead aunt to the no-men sauna. a cousin tested my genetic powers: heat up a rubber band, cool it down, move it with my mind (I succeeded). strolling the industrial paths by the shark moat, a beautiful somebody's-boyfriend felt me up. Still I felt lonely.
February 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
at the Mediterranean spa hotel, I invited my dead aunt to the no-men sauna. a cousin tested my genetic powers: heat up a rubber band, cool it down, move it with my mind (I succeeded). strolling the industrial paths by the shark moat, a beautiful somebody's-boyfriend felt me up. Still I felt lonely.
It was not respectful for me to leave Eileen Myles's class to climb up to the apartments, but it wasn't my fault that I got stuck with no stairs or ladders to get down. I missed the dance lesson so I dropped out of Eileen's show, even though she loved how I played the oboe for the second part. :(
December 29, 2024 at 4:55 PM
It was not respectful for me to leave Eileen Myles's class to climb up to the apartments, but it wasn't my fault that I got stuck with no stairs or ladders to get down. I missed the dance lesson so I dropped out of Eileen's show, even though she loved how I played the oboe for the second part. :(
We caught a pigeon that Dad wanted to process. Apparently they have a lot of meat. While he and my aunt were looking for tools, I noticed it was coming out of its stupor and I let it walk around, coming to. It was cute to me then, so it flew out the window and I let it. I don't feel bad.
December 28, 2024 at 6:03 PM
We caught a pigeon that Dad wanted to process. Apparently they have a lot of meat. While he and my aunt were looking for tools, I noticed it was coming out of its stupor and I let it walk around, coming to. It was cute to me then, so it flew out the window and I let it. I don't feel bad.
The horror movie about the woman in the cabin caring for an immaculate white swan: washing it, feeding it. Treating it as something more delicate than a blood lusting agent of chaos.
November 1, 2024 at 2:00 PM
The horror movie about the woman in the cabin caring for an immaculate white swan: washing it, feeding it. Treating it as something more delicate than a blood lusting agent of chaos.
the end of the play features a massive living eel, supported in wooden scaffolding, that vomits a tube of clear then murky yellow then deep blood colored gel. this tube is person sized.
September 19, 2024 at 12:43 PM
the end of the play features a massive living eel, supported in wooden scaffolding, that vomits a tube of clear then murky yellow then deep blood colored gel. this tube is person sized.
Thanks again to my father who, a self appointed but reluctant theatrician, walked me home to grab my script during the play when I had no lines memorized. Thanks also to my fellow cast who improvised alongside my performance as a harried Southern barista.
September 19, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Thanks again to my father who, a self appointed but reluctant theatrician, walked me home to grab my script during the play when I had no lines memorized. Thanks also to my fellow cast who improvised alongside my performance as a harried Southern barista.
swimming back home from the island, an orca started playing with me and James, eventually putting me in its head like a hat and carrying me to the shore.
August 20, 2024 at 11:24 AM
swimming back home from the island, an orca started playing with me and James, eventually putting me in its head like a hat and carrying me to the shore.
Bringing the trailer to my seminar in Germany was a mistake; I wish id gotten my parents to clean it out. Lugging around a ladder and using a dresser instead of a suitcase became a problem quickly. At least others could use the space to work out while we were on the road.
August 5, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Bringing the trailer to my seminar in Germany was a mistake; I wish id gotten my parents to clean it out. Lugging around a ladder and using a dresser instead of a suitcase became a problem quickly. At least others could use the space to work out while we were on the road.
The sale at the shoe store was so good that Carly suggested buying a pair and a few diamonds so that we have an investment. she said "now THAT'S worth going into debt for"
July 30, 2024 at 11:33 AM
The sale at the shoe store was so good that Carly suggested buying a pair and a few diamonds so that we have an investment. she said "now THAT'S worth going into debt for"
so nice that they rent out horse costumes at assateague so kids get a chance to ride "ponies" while still keeping distance from the real ones
July 28, 2024 at 12:45 PM
so nice that they rent out horse costumes at assateague so kids get a chance to ride "ponies" while still keeping distance from the real ones
fuck marry killthese Garys: Numan, Wilson, Oldman
July 4, 2024 at 4:25 PM
fuck marry killthese Garys: Numan, Wilson, Oldman
we tried to hide from Dustin's little friend but he found us hiding on the roof of the air BNB. everybody left then to let Dustin deal with it alone
July 3, 2024 at 12:14 PM
we tried to hide from Dustin's little friend but he found us hiding on the roof of the air BNB. everybody left then to let Dustin deal with it alone
love the orange Patagonia thongs with the big plastic zippers
July 3, 2024 at 12:13 PM
love the orange Patagonia thongs with the big plastic zippers
I just got one of those new no-punctuation books! this one is dracula.
July 2, 2024 at 12:01 PM
I just got one of those new no-punctuation books! this one is dracula.
My cousin has a black thylacine in the barn, totally domesticated so it's fine around the chickens and cats. It'll jump on its hind legs for a treat for over a minute! so cute
June 29, 2024 at 11:59 AM
My cousin has a black thylacine in the barn, totally domesticated so it's fine around the chickens and cats. It'll jump on its hind legs for a treat for over a minute! so cute
Arcadian Flower Bees can weigh up to 325 pounds.
June 26, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Arcadian Flower Bees can weigh up to 325 pounds.
that bridge is often partly covered with water, but this time we had to get off and just walk through the water. terrified to run into a gator or snake, we stepped hard and synchronized. maybe predators would think we're more of an elephant than fish.
June 18, 2024 at 12:03 PM
that bridge is often partly covered with water, but this time we had to get off and just walk through the water. terrified to run into a gator or snake, we stepped hard and synchronized. maybe predators would think we're more of an elephant than fish.