3am: just because cleopatra are no longer comin’ atcha, don’t think yr better than them. who have u come at lately? nobody, that’s who

Why is ‘Dictionary’, written on the *back* of the book, Bully? Fuck your kingdom of lies

Perhaps I shan’t fake my own death to avoid returning to work tomorrow. Or perhaps I shall. Really down to how heinou’s thou apostrophes hit on da morn

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

just seen part of ‘love actually’ for the first time and feeling a strong urge to acquire a samurai sword

beeeeeeeee

beach triangle