ypsahbaz
@ypsahbaz.bsky.social
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They tried doing this in the N64 Toy Story game. Would’ve blown me away back then 😆
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They tried doing this in the N64 Toy Story game. Would’ve blown me away back then 😆
“loved by some and surprising to others” will be how I describe every foul stench from now on.
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
“loved by some and surprising to others” will be how I describe every foul stench from now on.
Imagine explaining everything in this screenshot to someone in the Year of Our Lord 1999.
“First of all, yes, that’s Triple H behind the president who is Donald Trump…”
“First of all, yes, that’s Triple H behind the president who is Donald Trump…”
October 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Imagine explaining everything in this screenshot to someone in the Year of Our Lord 1999.
“First of all, yes, that’s Triple H behind the president who is Donald Trump…”
“First of all, yes, that’s Triple H behind the president who is Donald Trump…”
Incredible images from the alternate universe where one of the planes struck the White House on 9/11… oh wait, that’s today? In this universe? and the president is doing it to build a palace because he’s dictator? Cool.
October 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Incredible images from the alternate universe where one of the planes struck the White House on 9/11… oh wait, that’s today? In this universe? and the president is doing it to build a palace because he’s dictator? Cool.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social has to do something with Prez. I feel like with everything happing in the world right now, this is the perfect fit for a much needed DCU side project.
October 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social has to do something with Prez. I feel like with everything happing in the world right now, this is the perfect fit for a much needed DCU side project.
The least surprising thing ever. Maybe he can start a jobs program where we can all work for our Dad’s sticker company, worked wonders for him.
October 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The least surprising thing ever. Maybe he can start a jobs program where we can all work for our Dad’s sticker company, worked wonders for him.
Me watching Pokémon Company announce Mega Victrebel
August 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Me watching Pokémon Company announce Mega Victrebel
Who is the Armenian responsible for this frame of the Justice League cartoon? 👀
August 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Who is the Armenian responsible for this frame of the Justice League cartoon? 👀
“Squirt, squirt, squirt.” -Squirtle
August 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“Squirt, squirt, squirt.” -Squirtle
Besides annoying moments like when a palaeontologist character called pterosaurs “avian dinosaurs” (which made me was to rip my seat out and throw it at the screen),
Jurassic Park Rebirth was a fun ride.
Jurassic Park Rebirth was a fun ride.
July 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Besides annoying moments like when a palaeontologist character called pterosaurs “avian dinosaurs” (which made me was to rip my seat out and throw it at the screen),
Jurassic Park Rebirth was a fun ride.
Jurassic Park Rebirth was a fun ride.
This is in response to the Great Dying extinction event. They cannot comprehend even the recent past let alone the deep time of earth history. I’m not fucking worried about “earth,” buddy, I’m worried about us.
July 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is in response to the Great Dying extinction event. They cannot comprehend even the recent past let alone the deep time of earth history. I’m not fucking worried about “earth,” buddy, I’m worried about us.
It is June 06, 2025. I am in my house. It is 2:15 PM. My Switch 2, which has travelled through the temporal and physical fabric of time and space, my Switch 2, carried to this moment by the careless hands of Walmart Canada, is placed within my own. My hands, the hands that hold my Switch 2.
June 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It is June 06, 2025. I am in my house. It is 2:15 PM. My Switch 2, which has travelled through the temporal and physical fabric of time and space, my Switch 2, carried to this moment by the careless hands of Walmart Canada, is placed within my own. My hands, the hands that hold my Switch 2.
It is now June 06 2025. The void next to my television swirls like a blackhole, dense, without being, with endless possibilities and no actuality. I stare at it. I stare at the nothing delivered unto me by Walmart Canada. It is 1:16 PM. There is no Switch 2. There is darkness only.
June 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It is now June 06 2025. The void next to my television swirls like a blackhole, dense, without being, with endless possibilities and no actuality. I stare at it. I stare at the nothing delivered unto me by Walmart Canada. It is 1:16 PM. There is no Switch 2. There is darkness only.
It’s June 05 2025. I am standing outside my house. Waiting. It is 11:55PM. I am watching the stars. Haley‘s Comet tumbles through the solar system on its great 76 year eclipse. I hear my phone vibrate. I look down. Walmart Canada has shipped my Switch 2.
June 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It’s June 05 2025. I am standing outside my house. Waiting. It is 11:55PM. I am watching the stars. Haley‘s Comet tumbles through the solar system on its great 76 year eclipse. I hear my phone vibrate. I look down. Walmart Canada has shipped my Switch 2.
It is June 5, 2025, 7:55 PM. I am at home. They’ve only now begun to “prepare” that which should already be. The void next to my television awaiting my Switch 2 from Walmart Canada beckons and stares back me. I scream.
June 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It is June 5, 2025, 7:55 PM. I am at home. They’ve only now begun to “prepare” that which should already be. The void next to my television awaiting my Switch 2 from Walmart Canada beckons and stares back me. I scream.
It is June 5, 2025 5:39PM. I’m at home. Walmart Canada has yet to ship my Switch 2. I’m tired of looking at the order page now. I open my fingers, the phone falls onto the floor at my feet. I'm tired of Walmart Canada, these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their shipping logistics
June 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It is June 5, 2025 5:39PM. I’m at home. Walmart Canada has yet to ship my Switch 2. I’m tired of looking at the order page now. I open my fingers, the phone falls onto the floor at my feet. I'm tired of Walmart Canada, these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their shipping logistics
It’s June 05, 2025. I’m in my house. It’s 1:11PM. Walmart Canada has yet to ship my Switch 2 pre-order.
June 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It’s June 05, 2025. I’m in my house. It’s 1:11PM. Walmart Canada has yet to ship my Switch 2 pre-order.
Trump’s tariffs are literally and demonstrably destroying the video game industry and these right-wing gaming YouTubers are still ranting about “pronouns and DEI.” 💀
May 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Trump’s tariffs are literally and demonstrably destroying the video game industry and these right-wing gaming YouTubers are still ranting about “pronouns and DEI.” 💀
I’m not even vegan and this is fucked. “May contain milk”?
Don’t market your product as vegan then.
Don’t market your product as vegan then.
April 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m not even vegan and this is fucked. “May contain milk”?
Don’t market your product as vegan then.
Don’t market your product as vegan then.
There are newer Leisure Suit Larry games but I think they’d be too woke because Larry respects women despite being insatiably horny and there are gay and trans people in it.
April 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
There are newer Leisure Suit Larry games but I think they’d be too woke because Larry respects women despite being insatiably horny and there are gay and trans people in it.
It’s well past time to kink shame.
March 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It’s well past time to kink shame.
An Ontario NDP vote is the last “strategic vote” you’ll ever cast. An ONDP government will establish proportional representation which means no more “vote splitting,” no more majorities with less than 50% of the vote, and a legislature that reflects who people actually voted for. #ONyourside
February 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
An Ontario NDP vote is the last “strategic vote” you’ll ever cast. An ONDP government will establish proportional representation which means no more “vote splitting,” no more majorities with less than 50% of the vote, and a legislature that reflects who people actually voted for. #ONyourside