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Yozzer2000
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Mild mannered janitor
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This is amazing...
October 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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more of this please more more more
“A bad escalator and a bad teleprompter” — Trump implies UN tried to sabotage First Lady, while he saved millions.
September 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Folks don’t miss a beat 😂
May 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Did my first nude painting yesterday

The neighbours weren't happy but the front door looks great! #joke #jokes
May 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
struggling adapting to @bsky.app im stuck in the @twitter mindset
March 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
President musk
February 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
February 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
January 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
4yrs of this
December 26, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Here boy
December 25, 2024 at 4:11 AM
The dog loves horse racing
December 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Something cool
December 22, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Did my first nude painting yesterday

The neighbours weren't happy but the front door looks great! #joke
December 21, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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December 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
December 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Its Christmas got the tree up.
December 18, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Just met another person who doesn't know what a globe is.

Its a small world.
a globe with a map of the world showing the middle east
ALT: a globe with a map of the world showing the middle east
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December 17, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I told my wife that when I look in the mirror, I see a beaten, withered, broken down old man and I sure could use some words of encouragement.

She said, “Well, your eyesight is damn near perfect!”
donald duck is making a stop sign with his hand while sitting at a table .
ALT: donald duck is making a stop sign with his hand while sitting at a table .
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December 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.
a white and orange cat is standing on its hind legs and says `` good morning '' .
ALT: a white and orange cat is standing on its hind legs and says `` good morning '' .
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December 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
A beautiful woman compared me to Brad Pitt the other day
There is no way you look like Brad Pitt she said
December 17, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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IM NOT DOING WELL #mentalhealth
October 4, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I have just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster #joke
December 13, 2024 at 9:34 PM
You have to hand it to blind prostitutes
December 13, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.
If I'm honest, it was a Rocky Road. #joke
December 13, 2024 at 1:38 AM