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Cove Holden's wife ((real) i swear)🪀🏳️‍⚧️
@yoyo-goes-skrrrt.bsky.social
27 mdni

I think using paper when people try to fistbump me and scissors when they try to give me a handshake is the funniest thing :3

#mayburi will save me c:

Paprika approved 😎😤

might use the account as a reminder for my dumb ideas
uuuuuuhhh i don't think i have that in my build girl when im anxious i just turn around and full sprint the other way but i'll keep i'll keep it in mind and try it 😤
December 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i have been infected by a craving for borger i cannot satiate...
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
POWERS OF MY OWN HAVE BEEN HIDDEN FROM ME FOR FAR TOO LONG AWOOOOO 🗣️🗣️
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
a date with death has banger fake ads i love them so much i hpe the 2nd game has these as well dkskgjnsdk
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
me tryna figure my left and right vs my co pilot at every corner:
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"aight im locked something insane." -alien who still doesn't know their left and their right after 27 years on the planet.
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
forbidden vesper technology
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
wife: It would take a genius to do something at out every preconceived notion that you had

me, thinking about my center wheel drive and my fwd rx7:
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
idk why you decided to queue for competitive sex with your wife but
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@paprika-arlert.bsky.social why did you cum in the sink?
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i write about doing a good job surviving and right after wife talks to me about playing adc while they play tank Fizz support...
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
the FUMES demo is pretty cool
also the Bridget car strikes again!!
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
racist grandma is finally out the house
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
i got stuck for two hours on the quest guide tutorial in osrs because i didn't realise that when the quest manager pops you had to click on the 3 different tabs before talking to the quest guide again...
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
how could i make such a rookie mistake... gockwarming for the win 🗣️
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
splatoon if the chargers got removed:
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@paprika-arlert.bsky.social you havent said it back btw
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
forgetting to repair your car before launching another rally in dirt rally
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
AC RALLY! GIVE ME A WOMAN AS A CO PILOT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
tbf im also scared about getting sniped in my own bedroom so its more that im paranoid 😅
it'd be kinda funny tho going to the US just for a burger ^-^
I hope there is no limited time burger cuz if come to the US only to learn they pulled it out the menu i might hit the
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
no but like seriously someone pleaaaase stop letting them cook and GIVE US BACK OLD ASOL YOU COWARDS 😠😠😭
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
😔
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
😌😌😤
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
woke up to wife's cookies life is good
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i am indeed locked in for making one of the cars of all time how did you know 😎
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM