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// = Out of roleplay
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Hello everybody! I’ve been seeing everyone use this “straw page” website and made one myself. Here it is!!

thesillyscientist.straw.page
thesillyscientist's strawpage
thesillyscientist's strawpage
thesillyscientist.straw.page
Uhh.. anyone know what’s going on..? I like woke up in a hospital bed and everyone started freaking out..??
May 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Apologies for not posting recently. I’ve been resting. The migraines have calmed down a
Bit, but are still there.
March 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
..I just opened my camera to see this. Sure, I had a small crack in my head, but it was mostly healed. This crack is HUGE.. this explains the migraines..
March 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ughhh.. my head has been hurting ever since I woke up a few days ago. I don’t know why, might have something to do with me forgetting certain things? I don’t know..
March 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Sorry I haven’t been online, I can tell my iq has gotten fairly lower.. plus I’ve been shaking badly. I don’t understand it, but I don’t think I should talk about it now, Two’s crying again.
March 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I just woke up in the hotel.. but that’s weird, because last I remembered I was in the forest.. Tb had my phone, and when I looked in the camera I have a bunch of bandages on the side of my head.. speaking of which, my head really hurts. What the hell is going on..
March 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Gimmicks JUST came back, I’m telling Tb.
March 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Sorry for being inactive, I’ve been in my underground factory trying to.. understand what’s going on. It’s really stressful right now. Apologies to anyone I worried.
March 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is really admirable! Although, the only one here that doesn’t get in my way is Yellow Face.. Still amazing anyhow!
March 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I love it loser, thank you!!
March 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I absolutely ADORE IT!! I look so whimsical!! High gratitude, X!!
March 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hello Tb!! Welcome to this chaotic app!
March 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I found this on the TikTok application.. I’m utterly confused and concerned.
March 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Okay ooc can someone please explain to me the virus thing and why there’s so much drama?//
March 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This. Is. ART!!
March 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Okay. Has anybody seen Tb? I searched the hotel and some of the show grounds, but he didn’t show up.
March 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
..should I be concerned or confused
March 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Didn’t get any sleep last night. The hotel was cold and silent. Really cold. Something’s going on and I don’t know what. I can sense something big is coming soon, but don’t know what. All I know is it’s not good. I took a walk to the old bfb grounds. Heading back soon. Sorry to anybody who I worried
March 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
NUH UH!!
March 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I do not appreciate this.
March 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hello everybody! I’ve been seeing everyone use this “straw page” website and made one myself. Here it is!!

thesillyscientist.straw.page
thesillyscientist's strawpage
thesillyscientist's strawpage
thesillyscientist.straw.page
March 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
..I’ve been reading this “inanimate experiments” thing on the “wattpad” application. Not sure if I want to continue reading, due to the fact that IM a scientist, and it makes me extremely uncomfterable. But I’m not sure, just leave suggestions in the comments I guess.
March 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Heard something’s happening with Two, can someone inform me on that?
March 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello goiky and anyone else! I am Golfball, as some of you know me, and I’m going to be posting here!!
March 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM