going to Canada on Sunday :3
September 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
going to Canada on Sunday :3
said all this like I had a job to go to at the time…
it is 12:18pm on a Monday and this supermarket is packed. do these people not have jobs to go to
July 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
said all this like I had a job to go to at the time…
Preachers daughter vinyl sounds spectacular omg
April 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Preachers daughter vinyl sounds spectacular omg
mayhem is actually good I could cry
March 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
mayhem is actually good I could cry
oh meg the cat that you are <3
February 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
oh meg the cat that you are <3
trump using a plane crash to shit talk Obama and Biden… this dude needs to be put in a retirement home omfg
January 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
trump using a plane crash to shit talk Obama and Biden… this dude needs to be put in a retirement home omfg
oh this is embarrassing my package just arrived
December 10, 2024 at 5:40 PM
oh this is embarrassing my package just arrived
oh they finally decided to bring it to the delivery office in my town, apparently it’s “ready for delivery today”.. do we buy it?
like omfg don’t piss me off you mean to tell me you have my damn package 6 miles from my house and you’ve had it since 1am but couldn’t deliver today? dpmo!!!
December 10, 2024 at 5:00 PM
oh they finally decided to bring it to the delivery office in my town, apparently it’s “ready for delivery today”.. do we buy it?
someone needs to do something about those frauds and scam artists at the Royal Mail charging extra for tracked 24 and then taking 2 days to deliver anyway. no doubt they’d pull the “it’s not a guarantee it’s an indication” shtick even though it’s clearly implied and a reasonable expectation!!!!
December 10, 2024 at 3:46 PM
someone needs to do something about those frauds and scam artists at the Royal Mail charging extra for tracked 24 and then taking 2 days to deliver anyway. no doubt they’d pull the “it’s not a guarantee it’s an indication” shtick even though it’s clearly implied and a reasonable expectation!!!!
someone used my nice glass mug so I am having to drink my latte out of a normal one. bad morning everyone
December 3, 2024 at 8:54 AM
someone used my nice glass mug so I am having to drink my latte out of a normal one. bad morning everyone
me: “hmmm, if I use a comma and say “you” rather than “u”, does it come off as too formal and robotic?”
normal people: hi man how are you?
normal people: hi man how are you?
November 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
me: “hmmm, if I use a comma and say “you” rather than “u”, does it come off as too formal and robotic?”
normal people: hi man how are you?
normal people: hi man how are you?
went to the chinese supermarket and got a jar of lao gan ma life is so good
November 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM
went to the chinese supermarket and got a jar of lao gan ma life is so good
not my tyre getting punctured and my headlight burning out on the same day… oh Carli xcx you will be getting the world’s worst oil when you’re serviced
November 28, 2024 at 11:27 AM
not my tyre getting punctured and my headlight burning out on the same day… oh Carli xcx you will be getting the world’s worst oil when you’re serviced
if this had come out earlier in the year I fear it would’ve ended up my top song of the year open.spotify.com/track/3nQ24d...
Sympathy is a knife featuring ariana grande
Charli xcx, Ariana Grande · Brat and it’s completely different but also still brat · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
November 26, 2024 at 10:23 AM
if this had come out earlier in the year I fear it would’ve ended up my top song of the year open.spotify.com/track/3nQ24d...
it is 12:18pm on a Monday and this supermarket is packed. do these people not have jobs to go to
November 25, 2024 at 12:19 PM
it is 12:18pm on a Monday and this supermarket is packed. do these people not have jobs to go to
one of these days I’ll road rage at the wrong person and get throat punched I fear
November 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
one of these days I’ll road rage at the wrong person and get throat punched I fear
bumble pisses me off so bad what do you mean you’re going to give me ONE like and then tell me I’m “out of likes for now”????
November 22, 2024 at 8:49 AM
bumble pisses me off so bad what do you mean you’re going to give me ONE like and then tell me I’m “out of likes for now”????
my car when faced with icy roads:
actually use the traction control? ❌
spin the wheels and flash the traction control light? ✅
actually use the traction control? ❌
spin the wheels and flash the traction control light? ✅
November 22, 2024 at 8:47 AM
my car when faced with icy roads:
actually use the traction control? ❌
spin the wheels and flash the traction control light? ✅
actually use the traction control? ❌
spin the wheels and flash the traction control light? ✅
me when the £7 cd drive actually works (I expected it to be e waste)
November 19, 2024 at 8:10 PM
me when the £7 cd drive actually works (I expected it to be e waste)
when will they let this deeply unfunny skit die???? 😭😭😭😭
November 19, 2024 at 1:55 AM
when will they let this deeply unfunny skit die???? 😭😭😭😭
as someone from perth I really really want to know how the hell that newspaper afforded this
November 17, 2024 at 4:52 AM
as someone from perth I really really want to know how the hell that newspaper afforded this
i miss my old twitter oomfs, deleting my account in June without taking a note of like any usernames was a bad choice actually
November 16, 2024 at 3:02 PM
i miss my old twitter oomfs, deleting my account in June without taking a note of like any usernames was a bad choice actually
imagine not using Bluesky when the logo was a fugly photo of clouds and you needed an invite to join
November 15, 2024 at 8:03 PM
imagine not using Bluesky when the logo was a fugly photo of clouds and you needed an invite to join