Tell us what stocks you invested in and we'll tell you where to hide during the revolution!
April 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Tell us what stocks you invested in and we'll tell you where to hide during the revolution!
Sticking the beaks onto the penguins in the Antarctic.
December 28, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Sticking the beaks onto the penguins in the Antarctic.
Carving novelty messages into bullets in America.
December 28, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Carving novelty messages into bullets in America.
Tilting the little replica towers in before selling them to tourists in Pisa
December 28, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Tilting the little replica towers in before selling them to tourists in Pisa
Making the canals slightly skinnier to fit more riverfront properties in Suez.
December 28, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Making the canals slightly skinnier to fit more riverfront properties in Suez.
He then spent a while working and travelling.
Did a gig throwing peas off the top of the Eiffel Tower in france
Did a gig throwing peas off the top of the Eiffel Tower in france
December 28, 2024 at 5:16 AM
He then spent a while working and travelling.
Did a gig throwing peas off the top of the Eiffel Tower in france
Did a gig throwing peas off the top of the Eiffel Tower in france
Regulated how many limes a member of the congregation would throw into the pastor’s hat whenever they said the word “Jesus”. Increased it to 1. Cut the scurvy rate amongst clergy in half.
December 28, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Regulated how many limes a member of the congregation would throw into the pastor’s hat whenever they said the word “Jesus”. Increased it to 1. Cut the scurvy rate amongst clergy in half.
Regulated how cold the tea after church is.
December 28, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Regulated how cold the tea after church is.
Got a job in the church regulatory body, specifying, amongst other things, the exact ratio between the length of the “arms” and the “leg” of the crosses.
(Sorry i don't know the technical terms)
(Sorry i don't know the technical terms)
December 28, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Got a job in the church regulatory body, specifying, amongst other things, the exact ratio between the length of the “arms” and the “leg” of the crosses.
(Sorry i don't know the technical terms)
(Sorry i don't know the technical terms)
Then he moved into the medical field, pulling the fruit seeds out of people’s stomachs so trees didn’t grow in there.
December 28, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Then he moved into the medical field, pulling the fruit seeds out of people’s stomachs so trees didn’t grow in there.
Worked in construction licking the bottom of paving slabs to stick them to the floor.
December 28, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Worked in construction licking the bottom of paving slabs to stick them to the floor.
Put dungarees on the minions
December 28, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Put dungarees on the minions
Spent some time teaching grandmas how to do backflips
December 28, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Spent some time teaching grandmas how to do backflips
He was befriending rats in the wild for local laboratories
December 28, 2024 at 4:37 AM
He was befriending rats in the wild for local laboratories
Kicking holes in the wall for cash machines
December 28, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Kicking holes in the wall for cash machines
Making ominous specific red stamps
December 28, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Making ominous specific red stamps
Did some work putting the seeds in tomatoes with tweezers
December 28, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Did some work putting the seeds in tomatoes with tweezers
He used to add the squeeks to door hinges
December 28, 2024 at 4:31 AM
He used to add the squeeks to door hinges
Once you pop you can't stop
December 21, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Once you pop you can't stop
My dad could beat 1 billion chickens
November 23, 2024 at 4:19 PM
My dad could beat 1 billion chickens
What the actual fuck you valour stealing bastard *I* knocked that tooth out you scrupleless slab
November 7, 2024 at 1:49 AM
What the actual fuck you valour stealing bastard *I* knocked that tooth out you scrupleless slab