Yousef Hatem
@yousef-1892.bsky.social
Egyptian/Irish/Northumbrian/Londoner.
Articles and podcasts about #NUFC.
Jack of only one trade, as yet unmastered.
Articles and podcasts about #NUFC.
Jack of only one trade, as yet unmastered.
May 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
April 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
April 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
This list irritates me every time I see it.
Option 1 is nonsensical: there is no scenario in which you’d unsubscribe but still want to receive the emails. Option 2 involves an unavoidable lie: you must have signed up to the mailing list at some point.
This shouldn’t annoy me but it does.
Option 1 is nonsensical: there is no scenario in which you’d unsubscribe but still want to receive the emails. Option 2 involves an unavoidable lie: you must have signed up to the mailing list at some point.
This shouldn’t annoy me but it does.
April 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
This list irritates me every time I see it.
Option 1 is nonsensical: there is no scenario in which you’d unsubscribe but still want to receive the emails. Option 2 involves an unavoidable lie: you must have signed up to the mailing list at some point.
This shouldn’t annoy me but it does.
Option 1 is nonsensical: there is no scenario in which you’d unsubscribe but still want to receive the emails. Option 2 involves an unavoidable lie: you must have signed up to the mailing list at some point.
This shouldn’t annoy me but it does.
Is there a worse club badge in English football? Looks like something I’d have designed for a school project in Year 4.
February 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Is there a worse club badge in English football? Looks like something I’d have designed for a school project in Year 4.
Big game tomorrow night at the Emirates. Winner gets to be regarded as the second best team in North London.
Whatever happens, North London is BLACK & WHITE. Make no mistake.
#NUFC
#ARSTOT
#InOurShadow
Whatever happens, North London is BLACK & WHITE. Make no mistake.
#NUFC
#ARSTOT
#InOurShadow
January 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Big game tomorrow night at the Emirates. Winner gets to be regarded as the second best team in North London.
Whatever happens, North London is BLACK & WHITE. Make no mistake.
#NUFC
#ARSTOT
#InOurShadow
Whatever happens, North London is BLACK & WHITE. Make no mistake.
#NUFC
#ARSTOT
#InOurShadow
January 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
January 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
January 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Freezing cold morning in North London.
Perfect conditions for #NUFC to continue our excellent recent form? Let’s hope so.
Words from the away end later, on tf1892.substack.com.
HOWAY THE LADS!
Perfect conditions for #NUFC to continue our excellent recent form? Let’s hope so.
Words from the away end later, on tf1892.substack.com.
HOWAY THE LADS!
January 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Freezing cold morning in North London.
Perfect conditions for #NUFC to continue our excellent recent form? Let’s hope so.
Words from the away end later, on tf1892.substack.com.
HOWAY THE LADS!
Perfect conditions for #NUFC to continue our excellent recent form? Let’s hope so.
Words from the away end later, on tf1892.substack.com.
HOWAY THE LADS!
If anyone knows why there’s a hotel in Madeira containing a statue of Keir Starmer made out of chocolate, do let me know.
December 28, 2024 at 5:07 PM
If anyone knows why there’s a hotel in Madeira containing a statue of Keir Starmer made out of chocolate, do let me know.
Lovely bit of predictive text from Jan 2019 here.
Dad never had much time for Yedlin. Non-stick isn’t what you want in a full back.
Impressive stuff from Burnley too, given road conditions in the Manchester area.
Miss you, Dad.
#nufc
Dad never had much time for Yedlin. Non-stick isn’t what you want in a full back.
Impressive stuff from Burnley too, given road conditions in the Manchester area.
Miss you, Dad.
#nufc
December 24, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Lovely bit of predictive text from Jan 2019 here.
Dad never had much time for Yedlin. Non-stick isn’t what you want in a full back.
Impressive stuff from Burnley too, given road conditions in the Manchester area.
Miss you, Dad.
#nufc
Dad never had much time for Yedlin. Non-stick isn’t what you want in a full back.
Impressive stuff from Burnley too, given road conditions in the Manchester area.
Miss you, Dad.
#nufc
Out & about with my best pal.
The weather is cold. The coffee is hot. Happy place.
#schnauzer #hampstead
The weather is cold. The coffee is hot. Happy place.
#schnauzer #hampstead
December 22, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Out & about with my best pal.
The weather is cold. The coffee is hot. Happy place.
#schnauzer #hampstead
The weather is cold. The coffee is hot. Happy place.
#schnauzer #hampstead
This bit is especially true, for those of who view our homes as pretty much somewhere to shower and sleep.
December 13, 2024 at 7:20 PM
This bit is especially true, for those of who view our homes as pretty much somewhere to shower and sleep.
West Ham v Wolves. Nil nil, and it’s very poor. Who says there’s too much football on in December?
Still, when Miranda is on BBC1, I’ll watch literally anything else.
#EPL #ElSackico
Still, when Miranda is on BBC1, I’ll watch literally anything else.
#EPL #ElSackico
December 9, 2024 at 8:37 PM
West Ham v Wolves. Nil nil, and it’s very poor. Who says there’s too much football on in December?
Still, when Miranda is on BBC1, I’ll watch literally anything else.
#EPL #ElSackico
Still, when Miranda is on BBC1, I’ll watch literally anything else.
#EPL #ElSackico
What do you do when you’re on bedtime duty with a 3 year old and the Mags are on?
Well, you both watch it, obviously.
First #NUFC goal she’s ever watched, and what a goal!
What a moment. Whatever happens in the second half.
Well, you both watch it, obviously.
First #NUFC goal she’s ever watched, and what a goal!
What a moment. Whatever happens in the second half.
December 4, 2024 at 8:33 PM
What do you do when you’re on bedtime duty with a 3 year old and the Mags are on?
Well, you both watch it, obviously.
First #NUFC goal she’s ever watched, and what a goal!
What a moment. Whatever happens in the second half.
Well, you both watch it, obviously.
First #NUFC goal she’s ever watched, and what a goal!
What a moment. Whatever happens in the second half.
Who cares?
Lead story in a supposedly serious newspaper. This man tastes food that other people have cooked, and sometimes walks around a factory on TV.
We are no longer a serious country.
Lead story in a supposedly serious newspaper. This man tastes food that other people have cooked, and sometimes walks around a factory on TV.
We are no longer a serious country.
December 2, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Who cares?
Lead story in a supposedly serious newspaper. This man tastes food that other people have cooked, and sometimes walks around a factory on TV.
We are no longer a serious country.
Lead story in a supposedly serious newspaper. This man tastes food that other people have cooked, and sometimes walks around a factory on TV.
We are no longer a serious country.
Something very strange going on at Aldi.
These taste like a pub floor. The worst crisps I have ever had.
These taste like a pub floor. The worst crisps I have ever had.
December 1, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Something very strange going on at Aldi.
These taste like a pub floor. The worst crisps I have ever had.
These taste like a pub floor. The worst crisps I have ever had.
Today’s match day programme at Ipswich is a thing of rare beauty.
Well done to all concerned.
Hope you win. Even now, and even though it’s no longer unusual, Man Utd losing is always an utter delight.
#tractorboys
Well done to all concerned.
Hope you win. Even now, and even though it’s no longer unusual, Man Utd losing is always an utter delight.
#tractorboys
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Today’s match day programme at Ipswich is a thing of rare beauty.
Well done to all concerned.
Hope you win. Even now, and even though it’s no longer unusual, Man Utd losing is always an utter delight.
#tractorboys
Well done to all concerned.
Hope you win. Even now, and even though it’s no longer unusual, Man Utd losing is always an utter delight.
#tractorboys