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˚. ✦ 26 .˳·˖✶ ⋆.✧̣̇˚ forensic science major ☾☼married ☆.𓋼𓍊 my flabbers be gasted daily𓍊𓋼𓍊.☆
OH NO
THE CONSEQUENCES
OF YOUR ACTIONSSSSS
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Panicking bc wym I graduate soon and could look at jobs with my degree that are actually high stakes but I did it to myself bc forensics
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
If they could stop telling me when a puppy from the puppy bowl passes away THAT WOULD BE GREAT
BC WYM
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I hate AI trackers bc how are how going to say, “This type of evidence is typically seen as the ‘gold standard’.” Is AI when THATS A COMMON PHRASE FOR THE TOPIC
February 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I set up a dental appointment and I’m excited! First dental appointment since 2018 :’)
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
RIP my handle
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
real talk but how tf do you guys get rid of migraines
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
snow on the beach, but make it daytime
February 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
snow at the beach is a different kind of peace
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Did you guys know that a college can tell you in your final semester of your senior year that they are no longer gonna offer a class you need to graduate and basically tell you, “Beg a professor to let you in or pay for a whole semester out of pocket for one class in the fall” ONLY for him to:
January 30, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I found plant based hot dogs and if I like them it’s OVER for meat (except fish bc the heart loves salmon)
January 29, 2026 at 12:41 AM
If you’re blatantly wrong and know it and still choose to not learn the correct fact, just know, you annoy me.
You can say, “2+2=5 I’ll die on this hill” and I will skip your funeral i don’t care
January 28, 2026 at 9:38 PM
hi pls don’t yell at me for asking a question you think is dumb :’)
January 27, 2026 at 5:02 PM
closing off
January 27, 2026 at 2:53 AM
and just when it felt like I had a mother figure in my life again
January 27, 2026 at 2:53 AM
My friend keeps calling my cats demonic :(
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
DRAKE MAYE YESS
January 25, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Adding: gentle parenting angry old people on the internet
To my list of hobbies
January 19, 2026 at 7:25 PM
anyone have perfume recommendations?
I don’t like sweet smells like Ariana grande’s perfume and I don’t wanna smell like a lil old lady
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I think the most frustrating thing about my digital forensics class is that my college was like, “Hey we don’t use a lot of programs on windows so using a MacBook is totally fine” only for my professor for one class out of 3 years to be like, “No. I don’t like MacBook. You’re gonna struggle”
January 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I just got a late Christmas gift
It’s a waist trainer
Apparently I look “plumper” since I’ve gotten this job and this will remind me to “not snack” (‘:
January 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
If you cut your nails in the office just know everyone hates you
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
“Lucky you” says a girl to me after I said I finally wasn’t coughing anymore

Bitch I had pneumonia & was sick from thanksgiving until this week. I dislocated a rib. My rib area has been visibly bruised for weeks. I can’t walk fast or breathe properly.

But yeah lucky me, finally stopped coughing
January 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I have 0 energy ever
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM