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Ham Strokers Ejacula
@yourspookydad.bsky.social
Gamer nerd, horror boy, collector extraordinaire and Internet slut
🔞NO MINORS🔞
For safety, generic pfp accounts, blank or faceless accounts get blocked.
Is it #MonochromeMonday already? 🥵
February 16, 2026 at 6:53 PM
All casual like
February 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Ate a bunch of takeout and now I’m in the tub a little drunk.

Alone.

Happy Valentine’s Day my loves.
I hope your nights are beautiful, and as magical as you are 💝
February 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
It’s #fatcockfriday, and I wanna just talk about the absolute metamorphic change my cock goes through when I throw a ring around it.
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I mean it’s a TOTAL gimmick but it’s impressive that even when used on drawings, it seems to be able to differentiate perspective an depth, even when it’s clearly pencil on paper
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Suck em
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I’ve been doing these #tbt art pieces I’ve been so lucky to be apart of, but BSKY now officially supports GIFs!-
So I can finally show off the 2021 thing I did with @MENinPIXEL.
The dude is a legend and his artwork is some of the craziest, surrealist ideas made reality.
I want this made as a figure😂
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Me every Wednesday here on Bluesky dot com
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Humps?
February 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Nobody.

Absolutely nobody.

Not a single soul on this earth.

New iPhone update:
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I’m so dead serious
February 11, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Flop Era
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

2022.
There are way earlier pics but I don’t count those because they were all previous throwback posts I had to dig through Google Photos to find.
February 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Leche 🐄
February 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Right about here I had the first full thick shot, and didn’t even get the usual orgasm feeling.
And then i felt it in my entire core and pelvis the most intense build up, and when i finally got to the main event it was so good i had to fight every urge not to writhe like an aligator in a net.
February 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I came twice in the span of a minute. lol
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Little custom job I did with permanent oil-based fabric markers.
This was back in 2022 and they still look great
February 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
They can’t all be bangers
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
If you see this i am free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I am free.
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
February 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
#fcf 🥳
February 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Even 2016 beard me didn’t know how good he had it
February 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
2016 me would like a word
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM