Codename: Orpheus
@yourslimefren.bsky.social
Just your friendly little slime trying to look for some friends
High value man, nah bruh, I'm bargain bin man, dollar store man
At best I'm a cute little knickknack you keep around just to look at
At best I'm a cute little knickknack you keep around just to look at
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
High value man, nah bruh, I'm bargain bin man, dollar store man
At best I'm a cute little knickknack you keep around just to look at
At best I'm a cute little knickknack you keep around just to look at
Dumbass thought I had because of cookie clicker, out of all things for inspiration
Alright, check it with this hypothetical, what if there were an assassin hunting Blood gang members exclusively and killing them? Would he then be called a Blood Clot? Or Sanguine? Or some other blood themed name?
Alright, check it with this hypothetical, what if there were an assassin hunting Blood gang members exclusively and killing them? Would he then be called a Blood Clot? Or Sanguine? Or some other blood themed name?
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dumbass thought I had because of cookie clicker, out of all things for inspiration
Alright, check it with this hypothetical, what if there were an assassin hunting Blood gang members exclusively and killing them? Would he then be called a Blood Clot? Or Sanguine? Or some other blood themed name?
Alright, check it with this hypothetical, what if there were an assassin hunting Blood gang members exclusively and killing them? Would he then be called a Blood Clot? Or Sanguine? Or some other blood themed name?
Had a really banging idea that I told my friend when he came over
A Mortal Kombat type of game with the fatalities and everything, but instead of humans and monsters, it's just the Transformers, that way the blood can instead be oil and streamers won't be super cautious about moderation
A Mortal Kombat type of game with the fatalities and everything, but instead of humans and monsters, it's just the Transformers, that way the blood can instead be oil and streamers won't be super cautious about moderation
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Had a really banging idea that I told my friend when he came over
A Mortal Kombat type of game with the fatalities and everything, but instead of humans and monsters, it's just the Transformers, that way the blood can instead be oil and streamers won't be super cautious about moderation
A Mortal Kombat type of game with the fatalities and everything, but instead of humans and monsters, it's just the Transformers, that way the blood can instead be oil and streamers won't be super cautious about moderation
I just had a silly idea, Can someone take the Hollow Purple image with Gojo instead replacing it with Terra, Aqua and Venus?
Because Mega Flare in Birth by Sleep is basically Hollow Purple
Because Mega Flare in Birth by Sleep is basically Hollow Purple
September 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I just had a silly idea, Can someone take the Hollow Purple image with Gojo instead replacing it with Terra, Aqua and Venus?
Because Mega Flare in Birth by Sleep is basically Hollow Purple
Because Mega Flare in Birth by Sleep is basically Hollow Purple
I just got another silly idea
What if there was an organization that looks like it does illegal sketchy shit but instead helps the community, like what if you find a group of dudes around a car looking like they're trying to steal it, only to discover that it was fixed, given an oil change and more
What if there was an organization that looks like it does illegal sketchy shit but instead helps the community, like what if you find a group of dudes around a car looking like they're trying to steal it, only to discover that it was fixed, given an oil change and more
January 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I just got another silly idea
What if there was an organization that looks like it does illegal sketchy shit but instead helps the community, like what if you find a group of dudes around a car looking like they're trying to steal it, only to discover that it was fixed, given an oil change and more
What if there was an organization that looks like it does illegal sketchy shit but instead helps the community, like what if you find a group of dudes around a car looking like they're trying to steal it, only to discover that it was fixed, given an oil change and more
I'm gonna be honest, when I was younger, I deadass thought coming out of the closet caused a whole Sailor Moon transformation, bam, you're gay now
I was a different level of stupid as a child
I was a different level of stupid as a child
January 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I'm gonna be honest, when I was younger, I deadass thought coming out of the closet caused a whole Sailor Moon transformation, bam, you're gay now
I was a different level of stupid as a child
I was a different level of stupid as a child
I wonder how long from now, the technology for dreams and little movies that play in your head can be displayed on a screen, making creative visions much easier
October 24, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I wonder how long from now, the technology for dreams and little movies that play in your head can be displayed on a screen, making creative visions much easier
I had a silly idea, imagine a flashbang, but instead it's full of fabreeze, need a room to smell nice ASAP, put the pin and thundercunt it into the living room, bam, now it smells like cherry blossoms, if they ask why there's a dent or hole on the floor
Don't worry about it
Don't worry about it
October 20, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I had a silly idea, imagine a flashbang, but instead it's full of fabreeze, need a room to smell nice ASAP, put the pin and thundercunt it into the living room, bam, now it smells like cherry blossoms, if they ask why there's a dent or hole on the floor
Don't worry about it
Don't worry about it
If you ever had a childhood where you experience some kind of trauma, minor or grave, you grow up and fall into one of two branches
Mentally ill or Gay, sometimes they mix but it's usually one of the two
Mentally ill or Gay, sometimes they mix but it's usually one of the two
April 20, 2024 at 10:14 AM
If you ever had a childhood where you experience some kind of trauma, minor or grave, you grow up and fall into one of two branches
Mentally ill or Gay, sometimes they mix but it's usually one of the two
Mentally ill or Gay, sometimes they mix but it's usually one of the two
On 20%,.my shift starts in 10 minutes and I'm running on coffee and the will to absolutely destroy and reject a god
To make a long story short, I am a tech slime now
To make a long story short, I am a tech slime now
March 23, 2024 at 8:49 PM
On 20%,.my shift starts in 10 minutes and I'm running on coffee and the will to absolutely destroy and reject a god
To make a long story short, I am a tech slime now
To make a long story short, I am a tech slime now
I hate days like this where I just feel completely numb to everything, I wanna cry but no tears come out, I wanna scream but no voice comes out, I just... Somedays I hope to go to sleep and just never wake back up again
March 15, 2024 at 1:36 PM
I hate days like this where I just feel completely numb to everything, I wanna cry but no tears come out, I wanna scream but no voice comes out, I just... Somedays I hope to go to sleep and just never wake back up again
Don't know what going on with me but, I feel numb, I don't feel like doing anything and all the things I loved doing just feel like a chore now, I don't wanna do anything but just lie in bed and wait for the day to end, I don't know what to do, I hope this rut I'm in goes away
March 15, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Don't know what going on with me but, I feel numb, I don't feel like doing anything and all the things I loved doing just feel like a chore now, I don't wanna do anything but just lie in bed and wait for the day to end, I don't know what to do, I hope this rut I'm in goes away
I hate the part where I have a banger tweet rattling around in my head and then when I wanna post it, bam
It goes away and I'm left upset and sad
It goes away and I'm left upset and sad
February 21, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I hate the part where I have a banger tweet rattling around in my head and then when I wanna post it, bam
It goes away and I'm left upset and sad
It goes away and I'm left upset and sad
Now that some time has passed and we all settled down, On the topic of the whole Steamboat Willy thing, I'd suggest instead of making horrors that will ultimately fail, I.E. Winnie the Pooh blood and honey, remake Epic Mickey, and give this franchise the life it deserved
January 27, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Now that some time has passed and we all settled down, On the topic of the whole Steamboat Willy thing, I'd suggest instead of making horrors that will ultimately fail, I.E. Winnie the Pooh blood and honey, remake Epic Mickey, and give this franchise the life it deserved
Now that I think about it, the perfect opportunity is there:
We had Team Trees
Then Team Seas
So now we'll have Team Breeze, a goal to help lower air pollution and greenhouse gasses
We had Team Trees
Then Team Seas
So now we'll have Team Breeze, a goal to help lower air pollution and greenhouse gasses
January 7, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Now that I think about it, the perfect opportunity is there:
We had Team Trees
Then Team Seas
So now we'll have Team Breeze, a goal to help lower air pollution and greenhouse gasses
We had Team Trees
Then Team Seas
So now we'll have Team Breeze, a goal to help lower air pollution and greenhouse gasses
Now that I think about it, would Bowser, if not already, be considered a black man since he's really got a thing for big chunky white women?
December 9, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Now that I think about it, would Bowser, if not already, be considered a black man since he's really got a thing for big chunky white women?
If you think Mexico is like Breaking Bad then I'm sorry to disappoint but it's just like the US, and if you're seeing things in orange, then you're having organ failure
November 24, 2023 at 6:27 PM
If you think Mexico is like Breaking Bad then I'm sorry to disappoint but it's just like the US, and if you're seeing things in orange, then you're having organ failure
I had a weird dream about TADC where pomni and Jax got separated from the group in one of Caine's adventures, in this Jax was still his usual douchebag self, but once they got to a square room where at first it acted like a shop selling toys, it changed to reflect pomni's torment and trauma
November 21, 2023 at 12:16 PM
I had a weird dream about TADC where pomni and Jax got separated from the group in one of Caine's adventures, in this Jax was still his usual douchebag self, but once they got to a square room where at first it acted like a shop selling toys, it changed to reflect pomni's torment and trauma
I had a weird dream where I was being drafted for the army, but there was an initiation that had to be done to enter and in front of the gate were two men, a fat one and a skinny one, both of them stabbed me in the ass and said in unison "Welcome newbie", and I woke up wondering what the hell
November 6, 2023 at 11:20 AM
I had a weird dream where I was being drafted for the army, but there was an initiation that had to be done to enter and in front of the gate were two men, a fat one and a skinny one, both of them stabbed me in the ass and said in unison "Welcome newbie", and I woke up wondering what the hell
Sometimes I wish life would just stick the tip in and play with me a little bit teasingly instead of just ramming the entire thing and jackhammering my backside like some cheap whore named sugar
November 4, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Sometimes I wish life would just stick the tip in and play with me a little bit teasingly instead of just ramming the entire thing and jackhammering my backside like some cheap whore named sugar
Remember, if you're ever feeling like shit, some guy thought that there was gold in urine and he made phosphorus by heating it up to a very high temperature that it dried up and made a powder, so again, just keep going, who knows, your stupidity might get you a Nobel Prize
October 25, 2023 at 6:12 AM
Remember, if you're ever feeling like shit, some guy thought that there was gold in urine and he made phosphorus by heating it up to a very high temperature that it dried up and made a powder, so again, just keep going, who knows, your stupidity might get you a Nobel Prize
Found this dope ass frame, I should have bought it but I was saving for some boots
October 10, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Found this dope ass frame, I should have bought it but I was saving for some boots
Hey everybody, it's Leif Erickson Day!
October 9, 2023 at 10:11 AM
Hey everybody, it's Leif Erickson Day!
Funky paper game allowed me to pull a funny
October 6, 2023 at 6:24 AM
Funky paper game allowed me to pull a funny
My birthday was on October 2nd, forgot to mention that, made a giant chocolate chip cookie to celebrate the occasion
October 4, 2023 at 11:58 PM
My birthday was on October 2nd, forgot to mention that, made a giant chocolate chip cookie to celebrate the occasion