Brandon Roberts
@yourretrocareer.bsky.social
Pop culture graphic T’s, nerd tattoos, and shots of Malört. 🏳️🌈
I never thought I would say this, but Superman was really good and I think I’m looking forward to what James Gunn’s DC Universe has to offer.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I never thought I would say this, but Superman was really good and I think I’m looking forward to what James Gunn’s DC Universe has to offer.
Drove all the way to Skokie for a 5 minute task plus a mandatory service charge. Now where do I get breakfast? 🚙 💨 #emissionslife
June 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Drove all the way to Skokie for a 5 minute task plus a mandatory service charge. Now where do I get breakfast? 🚙 💨 #emissionslife
Mott’s fruit snacks, Fruit Roll-Up, Capri Sun AND Kool-Aid juice packs…Costo knows 90s kids are in their 40s now. 💸
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Mott’s fruit snacks, Fruit Roll-Up, Capri Sun AND Kool-Aid juice packs…Costo knows 90s kids are in their 40s now. 💸
Enjoying watching The Studio on Apple TV+. Kinda reminds me of watching Arliss.
April 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Enjoying watching The Studio on Apple TV+. Kinda reminds me of watching Arliss.
Charli XCX: House Music for white girls
February 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Charli XCX: House Music for white girls
This day has been a day of the unexpected, impossible burgers, dogs, dives, birthdays, pizza & fries, onesies, late night drinks, and ramen before bed. Another one for the books. ✌🏽 #AChicagoStory #SaturdayVibes
February 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
This day has been a day of the unexpected, impossible burgers, dogs, dives, birthdays, pizza & fries, onesies, late night drinks, and ramen before bed. Another one for the books. ✌🏽 #AChicagoStory #SaturdayVibes
Naming my bank account Vanessa, because it looks like she been having big fun.
February 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Naming my bank account Vanessa, because it looks like she been having big fun.
This is the biggest game of Don’t Break the Ice ever! 🧊
February 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is the biggest game of Don’t Break the Ice ever! 🧊
Thought it was my little secret…but turns out everyone listens to Basia
January 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Thought it was my little secret…but turns out everyone listens to Basia
I never know the Golden Globes are coming on TV until they are on TV. Why don’t these hoes advertise?
January 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I never know the Golden Globes are coming on TV until they are on TV. Why don’t these hoes advertise?
Why is the digital Costco card not on Apple Watch yet? Am I the only one who wonders this? It’ll take a minute to get gas! 🥶
January 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why is the digital Costco card not on Apple Watch yet? Am I the only one who wonders this? It’ll take a minute to get gas! 🥶
I can’t believe somebody sent me their resume as an Excel spreadsheet 🤦🏽♂️
December 12, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I can’t believe somebody sent me their resume as an Excel spreadsheet 🤦🏽♂️
Spotify Wrapped really do be telling the story of your year 🎭😄🥹🥺😢😭🥲😖😍☺️
December 6, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Spotify Wrapped really do be telling the story of your year 🎭😄🥹🥺😢😭🥲😖😍☺️
Y’all already doing too much with the mac & cheese.
November 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Y’all already doing too much with the mac & cheese.
Started watching Soul Food tonight as a Thanksgiving holiday film since you hoes won’t let Christmas season finish napping. Maybe I’ll re-watch the series next 🤔 #SoulFood #SoulFoodRewatch #ChicagoFilms #Thanksgiving
November 21, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Started watching Soul Food tonight as a Thanksgiving holiday film since you hoes won’t let Christmas season finish napping. Maybe I’ll re-watch the series next 🤔 #SoulFood #SoulFoodRewatch #ChicagoFilms #Thanksgiving
Anyone else watch the Julian Sewell stories of Paloma Diamond on TiKTok? Why am I so invested in a story played 99% by 1 person? 🙈
November 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Anyone else watch the Julian Sewell stories of Paloma Diamond on TiKTok? Why am I so invested in a story played 99% by 1 person? 🙈