Patito
@yourpatito.bsky.social
Just a horny he/him/gay looking and posting horny he/him/gay stuff. If you wanna help me out and see more (i.e. videos) though follow the link below
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For those wondering, this is about how far my first try got me.
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
For those wondering, this is about how far my first try got me.
This might be the most insane gift I've ever received. What a birthday week it has been
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This might be the most insane gift I've ever received. What a birthday week it has been
Saw this and had to do it for me. I remember a video on YouTube from my youth where a guy said "I'm 5'7" so I'm like really short." I was fuming. He ain't no short king, he don't know that life.
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Saw this and had to do it for me. I remember a video on YouTube from my youth where a guy said "I'm 5'7" so I'm like really short." I was fuming. He ain't no short king, he don't know that life.
Not my typical kind of post but I'd like to start by saying thanks to the folks @goodtimesociety.com again. I just got this in the mail. Looks like fun... now to find someone to play it with (also, everyone please ignore my hair, I swear it's the sunglasses 😆)
July 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Not my typical kind of post but I'd like to start by saying thanks to the folks @goodtimesociety.com again. I just got this in the mail. Looks like fun... now to find someone to play it with (also, everyone please ignore my hair, I swear it's the sunglasses 😆)
And a video of the cheese pull
June 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
And a video of the cheese pull
So I've only recently started to actually try cooking. Scares me to make things since I can't smell or taste. I got the mythical cookbook as gift and I think these went pretty well. Spam jalapeño poppers according to the book but I think they should be spam musubi jalapeño poppers
June 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
So I've only recently started to actually try cooking. Scares me to make things since I can't smell or taste. I got the mythical cookbook as gift and I think these went pretty well. Spam jalapeño poppers according to the book but I think they should be spam musubi jalapeño poppers
This guy on grindr tapped me. He is right about the ads being out of control. But is it bad that the only thing I wanna send him is "it's spelled ad"?
June 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This guy on grindr tapped me. He is right about the ads being out of control. But is it bad that the only thing I wanna send him is "it's spelled ad"?
My new Easter tradition is posting this image
April 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My new Easter tradition is posting this image
One of my favorites of mine.
April 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
One of my favorites of mine.
Nobody saw me wear in person today. So I had to share with someone
April 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Nobody saw me wear in person today. So I had to share with someone
Getting kink shamed by a man looking for love on Sniffies was not on my bingo card for the day but sure why not 🤷
April 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Getting kink shamed by a man looking for love on Sniffies was not on my bingo card for the day but sure why not 🤷
I had this on my phone for reasons I care not to explain
January 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I had this on my phone for reasons I care not to explain
Here's the occasional bathroom pic to prove I'm still here. Just depressed and having a hard time feeling myself lately. Thought I looked good here and forced myself to share it.
January 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Here's the occasional bathroom pic to prove I'm still here. Just depressed and having a hard time feeling myself lately. Thought I looked good here and forced myself to share it.
So I've been playing some pokemon pocket and 👀
January 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So I've been playing some pokemon pocket and 👀