Your Owner Elena
@yourownerelena.bsky.social
Your weekly paycheck = my coffee budget. Perspective is everything, loser.
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Your weekly paycheck = my coffee budget. Perspective is everything, loser.
At the end of the day every man just wants to be told that he's a good boy
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
At the end of the day every man just wants to be told that he's a good boy
New personal record: Made $800 today before noon. Afternoon goal: $1,200. Evening goal: Whatever you have left.
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
New personal record: Made $800 today before noon. Afternoon goal: $1,200. Evening goal: Whatever you have left.
It's a new week & I want some new simpy betas to play with
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
It's a new week & I want some new simpy betas to play with
If you only serve when it benefits you, you're not a sub. You're a tourist.
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
If you only serve when it benefits you, you're not a sub. You're a tourist.
Haven't had a send in 12 hours how am I going to survive 😩 😭
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Haven't had a send in 12 hours how am I going to survive 😩 😭
Current mood: Expensive. Current needs: More expensive. Current you: Not rich enough.
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Current mood: Expensive. Current needs: More expensive. Current you: Not rich enough.
Weekend plans: Brunch ($80), shopping ($400), dinner ($120). Your weekend plans: Funding mine.
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Weekend plans: Brunch ($80), shopping ($400), dinner ($120). Your weekend plans: Funding mine.
New to this side of Bluesky $50 tribute required to even think about messaging me. Prove you're not wasting my time.
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
New to this side of Bluesky $50 tribute required to even think about messaging me. Prove you're not wasting my time.
"Completely owned" in bio, then why are you in my dms?
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
"Completely owned" in bio, then why are you in my dms?
Just set up my Throne wishlist. First goal: $1,500 for my vacation fund. Who's contributing first?
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Just set up my Throne wishlist. First goal: $1,500 for my vacation fund. Who's contributing first?
Your girlfriend wishes she looked like me. Your wife wishes she had my confidence. You wish you could afford me. 💅
February 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Your girlfriend wishes she looked like me. Your wife wishes she had my confidence. You wish you could afford me. 💅
$50 tribute gets you in my DMs. $150 gets actual attention. Know your worth… or lack thereof.
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
$50 tribute gets you in my DMs. $150 gets actual attention. Know your worth… or lack thereof.
Currently accepting applications for my vacation funding. Minimum contribution: $200. Submit your application fee: $50.
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Currently accepting applications for my vacation funding. Minimum contribution: $200. Submit your application fee: $50.
Just got my nails done. Someone reimburse the $80 while I decide if you're worth my time
February 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Just got my nails done. Someone reimburse the $80 while I decide if you're worth my time
Coffee fund is empty. 5 different people need to send $25 each before I respond to ANY messages today ☕️
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Coffee fund is empty. 5 different people need to send $25 each before I respond to ANY messages today ☕️
Men work Monday-Friday so I don't have to. Thanks for your service, I guess. 💸
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Men work Monday-Friday so I don't have to. Thanks for your service, I guess. 💸
Reminder: I don't need your money. I want it. There's a difference. You NEED to give it to feel purpose.
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Reminder: I don't need your money. I want it. There's a difference. You NEED to give it to feel purpose.
New rule: Anyone who likes this post without sending owes me $10. Unlike it if you're broke.
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
New rule: Anyone who likes this post without sending owes me $10. Unlike it if you're broke.
Just got my nails done. Someone reimburse the $80 while I decide if you're worth my time. Where are all my ATMs
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Just got my nails done. Someone reimburse the $80 while I decide if you're worth my time. Where are all my ATMs
Three things I love: coffee, expensive dinners, and men who know their place. In that order.
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Three things I love: coffee, expensive dinners, and men who know their place. In that order.
Your 9-5 stress vs my 24/7 vacation lifestyle. We are not the same.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Your 9-5 stress vs my 24/7 vacation lifestyle. We are not the same.