Your New Favorite Guy
@yournewfavoriteguy.bsky.social
(Lemme get back to ya in a minute. Still tryin to figure it all out.)
PTA’s first feature and wine for two? Does it get much better?! 😉
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
PTA’s first feature and wine for two? Does it get much better?! 😉
Imperfect people.
But love is perfect. 🥰
But love is perfect. 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Imperfect people.
But love is perfect. 🥰
But love is perfect. 🥰
Hope you enjoy your night.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hope you enjoy your night.
Gotta check this one out myself ASAP!
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Gotta check this one out myself ASAP!
Fuck Hawkeye!
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fuck Hawkeye!
I like the autumnal lights! 😉
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I like the autumnal lights! 😉
“Taxation without representation is tyranny.”
- James Otis
“Who cares.”
- Mike Johnson
- James Otis
“Who cares.”
- Mike Johnson
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Taxation without representation is tyranny.”
- James Otis
“Who cares.”
- Mike Johnson
- James Otis
“Who cares.”
- Mike Johnson
At least the toddler’s birthday party would have the decency to zazz it up with some Mylar balloons and streamers from the Dollar Tree!
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
At least the toddler’s birthday party would have the decency to zazz it up with some Mylar balloons and streamers from the Dollar Tree!
It’s not the time, but the amount of obfuscation, deception, and bootlicking they can squeeze into each day that counts as “productive” for the GOP! Ha!
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It’s not the time, but the amount of obfuscation, deception, and bootlicking they can squeeze into each day that counts as “productive” for the GOP! Ha!
Filling my cup with his tears tonight!
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Filling my cup with his tears tonight!
Pleasantly surprised that I’m back on the loop!
Enjoy your night, L!
Enjoy your night, L!
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Pleasantly surprised that I’m back on the loop!
Enjoy your night, L!
Enjoy your night, L!
There’s more of US, though! ✊🏻
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
There’s more of US, though! ✊🏻
Absolutely.
October 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Absolutely.
*UNDERstaffed.
Oops.
Oops.
October 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
*UNDERstaffed.
Oops.
Oops.
Overstaffed. Division lead at stake.
Niners won with nuthin but sweat & heart!
Niners won with nuthin but sweat & heart!
October 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Overstaffed. Division lead at stake.
Niners won with nuthin but sweat & heart!
Niners won with nuthin but sweat & heart!