I guess that Cooper needs to prove himself...

Better go visit gramps somewhere private... He knows where he usually parks his van.

And...?

Payment is payment... Even if it's in cum.

Don't mind the pervert, he just loves getting with dudes that could easily be his grandsons.

Reducing the old man into a prostitute he can hire for the night then?

He's not really complaining...

Isn't there a way to make him trust? C'mon... He's not gonna snitch.

As an old man, he knows that necessities has to be taken care of... That counts stuff like that.

He IS really, really good with his mouth...

So yeah, if ya ever need a partner in crime or...

A blowjob, visit him at his van.

Good.

Because whatever the fuck he does, don't even worry, Ralph's good at keeping secrets.

Whatever sounds better more fitting.

He's still that old neighbor your parents probably warned you about...