Your Local Meijer!
@yourlocalmeijer.bsky.social
This entire work is a parody of the Meijer supermarket chain. It is not sponsored by Meijer, it does not take place in a Meijer, and frankly, it should never be read inside of a Meijer, by Meijer employees or customers.
We are after all a certified "Great Place To Work"!
August 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We are after all a certified "Great Place To Work"!
We made an oopsie when we fired one of our hard working team members for eating prepared food that was about to expire by getting law enforcement involved. Pwease fowgive us, kissies and hugs #Meijer.
August 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We made an oopsie when we fired one of our hard working team members for eating prepared food that was about to expire by getting law enforcement involved. Pwease fowgive us, kissies and hugs #Meijer.