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Please Let Me Be 🥹
@yourkevlar.bsky.social
lover ❤️ gamer 🕹️ banker💰 thinker💡

in the DMV

🐝,🐑, MJ, Housewives, Nintendo, ASOIAF, sociology and other assorted musings.
Knowing me by name is crazy 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
May 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
discovered a few weeks ago that a friend’s wedding I went to back in 2014 was hosted at a historic mansion in Maryland that has original slave quarters and felt so betrayed by her… cuz even back then, she KNEW I wasn’t with the shits.
May 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I just think that
May 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
hike was really nice… also ran into Reebie Jackson 😂😭
April 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
okay, they were sisters 👉🏾👈🏾
April 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
don’t forget the OG 😂
April 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
how I arrived on Bluesky
April 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
sisters are doing it for themselves and so tf am I 😭😂

real tired of these men.
April 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
this retwist and fade got me feeling like a furniture salesman.

one seat for sale, lightly used 😉😂😀
April 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
hard-launching new username and banner cuz that other lady can go to hell 🫠

the cigarette was cunty, tho… I’ll give her that.
March 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I was going to schedule a massage this week anyway. I fell when I was moving last week and my back has been out of whack.

Also, supporting a fellow black queer in his business endeavor is my kinda carrying on as opposed to paying the Asian ladies (tho they do the damn thing too).
March 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Not on no Justin Tucker shit, either!!

I expect to have my service rendered professionally and rendered well.

But also can we hunch after your shift if it’s good?!?
March 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Met a licensed massage therapist (he works at a chain) on one of the apps™️ and booked with him for Monday.

Oh yes, I’ve entered my “pays $100 for meets” era 😭
March 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Zelda, you ain’t slick ho!!!

I get it, girl. I really do.
March 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Okay, I took a pic in the same spot and also used it on Tinder, but my ass is fat in the pic and I’m not WHITE
March 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In front of the Nelson Mandela quote plssssss the white gays will stop at NOTHING
March 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
why would you, as a white man, pose smiling with a glass of wine in the Contemplative Court at the NMAAHC and use that as a dating profile pic?
March 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Again with these PATHETIC blood-pressure inducing ass texts from Democrats begging for money 🙄

Like whoever started this dramatic ass shit… kick rocks. Please stop this.
March 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
and if you fall to pieces, I’m right there with you sis 🤣🤣🤣
March 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
what EXACTLY am I supposed to do, when the best part of me was always you??? 😭

a damn bar 😂😭🤣
March 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
this filter is called “dramatic warm”, just like me and my holes 🙂‍↕️
March 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
oh, yes.
March 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A core memory for me, seeing that lady swinging on that tire.

I was transfixed. Mesmerized. Love at first sight.

That and Thriller are tied for literally my earliest memories.
March 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
c’mon RANGE‼️🤓🥸😎🧐
March 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
#Dems, please stop doing this.

no shade to him, he’s cute as a button and might get 5 of my lil dollars on payday.

but me thinking someone was coming out to me via text from an unknown number… emotional terrorism. unnecessary.
March 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM