saw a very adorable dog in the grocery store today, so I said “hey, cutie!” when i walked past him and the old man accompanying the dog replied “heyyyy 😏😏😏…”
lmaoooo
lmaoooo
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
saw a very adorable dog in the grocery store today, so I said “hey, cutie!” when i walked past him and the old man accompanying the dog replied “heyyyy 😏😏😏…”
lmaoooo
lmaoooo
in edisto this weekend…trying to find Patti Lupone’s beach house
a woman with a crown on her head is in a scene from agatha and the fairy along
ALT: a woman with a crown on her head is in a scene from agatha and the fairy along
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 1:01 AM
in edisto this weekend…trying to find Patti Lupone’s beach house
another year around the *glances around* whatever this is 🥂 🤷🏻♀️
December 3, 2024 at 3:34 AM
another year around the *glances around* whatever this is 🥂 🤷🏻♀️
boyfriend’s father calls Nutty Buddies ‘Noody Booties’ and so i’m now and forever calling them this, as well.
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 AM
boyfriend’s father calls Nutty Buddies ‘Noody Booties’ and so i’m now and forever calling them this, as well.
made my dad cry a little bc i expressed that i wished i had gotten into band in middle/high school but i felt like bc i didn’t have any musical talent or background that it wasn’t possible. he just thought i would’ve thought it wasn’t cool back then. makes me sad for what could’ve been 🎺 🥁
November 29, 2024 at 8:20 AM
made my dad cry a little bc i expressed that i wished i had gotten into band in middle/high school but i felt like bc i didn’t have any musical talent or background that it wasn’t possible. he just thought i would’ve thought it wasn’t cool back then. makes me sad for what could’ve been 🎺 🥁
sooo this new body wash i bought does not smell like it did in the store and im teetering on the notion that it might actually smell like dog shampoo lmaoooo 😭🙃
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
sooo this new body wash i bought does not smell like it did in the store and im teetering on the notion that it might actually smell like dog shampoo lmaoooo 😭🙃
talking to my mom to just persuade her to watch the new jon benet doc and how that shit moved very much away from her actual family was so u successful and made her mad that i suggested that the media might have brainwashed her…lol yall. i hate it here so bad
November 27, 2024 at 5:26 AM
talking to my mom to just persuade her to watch the new jon benet doc and how that shit moved very much away from her actual family was so u successful and made her mad that i suggested that the media might have brainwashed her…lol yall. i hate it here so bad
found a pair of free people jeans that were on sale for $30. my first baggy wide leg jeans since i was like 15. guess what the first thing my boyfriend says when he sees them?
“heyyy, what’s up, JNCOS!” 😑🫠
“heyyy, what’s up, JNCOS!” 😑🫠
December 12, 2023 at 12:18 AM
found a pair of free people jeans that were on sale for $30. my first baggy wide leg jeans since i was like 15. guess what the first thing my boyfriend says when he sees them?
“heyyy, what’s up, JNCOS!” 😑🫠
“heyyy, what’s up, JNCOS!” 😑🫠
lol my dad has been cleaning their garage/storage out lately & he messaged me about finding some of my old college sketchbooks i had for school, but his first comment was “why are so many of them uhhhh naked dudes??”
i guess he didn’t realize i had many figure drawing classes🤣
i guess he didn’t realize i had many figure drawing classes🤣
October 29, 2023 at 1:19 AM
lol my dad has been cleaning their garage/storage out lately & he messaged me about finding some of my old college sketchbooks i had for school, but his first comment was “why are so many of them uhhhh naked dudes??”
i guess he didn’t realize i had many figure drawing classes🤣
i guess he didn’t realize i had many figure drawing classes🤣
i was JUST rewatching Tremors last night and when Fred Ward kept using the expression: “pardon my French” i was like 🤔 where did that expression actually come from? didn’t look into it any further.
then i got this in an email today: 😮
then i got this in an email today: 😮
October 7, 2023 at 12:36 AM
i was JUST rewatching Tremors last night and when Fred Ward kept using the expression: “pardon my French” i was like 🤔 where did that expression actually come from? didn’t look into it any further.
then i got this in an email today: 😮
then i got this in an email today: 😮
Part II of my series that no one asked for: “Netflix Subtitle Writers Sure Do Love the Word ‘Squelch” 🤢
October 6, 2023 at 3:14 AM
Part II of my series that no one asked for: “Netflix Subtitle Writers Sure Do Love the Word ‘Squelch” 🤢
dang..must be a real PAIN trying to find these bad bois (i’m sorry)
October 4, 2023 at 9:37 PM
dang..must be a real PAIN trying to find these bad bois (i’m sorry)
y’all—sometimes i forget i have an IMDb profile as “an actress” for one movie in the role of ‘Dumb Shit Yuppie #1” (and i also played a waitress (shot at the actual restaurant i worked as a waitress at the time))😂 lmaoooo
October 4, 2023 at 9:55 AM
y’all—sometimes i forget i have an IMDb profile as “an actress” for one movie in the role of ‘Dumb Shit Yuppie #1” (and i also played a waitress (shot at the actual restaurant i worked as a waitress at the time))😂 lmaoooo
made the mistake long ago of telling some friends i absolutely detest the word ‘spoopy.’ so…guess what ALL of the memes are that i’m already getting/will get for the rest of the month 😑
October 2, 2023 at 5:03 AM
made the mistake long ago of telling some friends i absolutely detest the word ‘spoopy.’ so…guess what ALL of the memes are that i’m already getting/will get for the rest of the month 😑
someone on my feed (no one i know personally) mistyped ‘Soap opera’ as ‘SOUP opera’ and, honestly it sounds like the loveliest thing ever 🍜 🍲
October 1, 2023 at 9:19 PM
someone on my feed (no one i know personally) mistyped ‘Soap opera’ as ‘SOUP opera’ and, honestly it sounds like the loveliest thing ever 🍜 🍲
walmart made a chocolate mint cereal sooooo now i know that hell is real and it is, indeed Walmart 🤮
September 9, 2023 at 5:47 AM
walmart made a chocolate mint cereal sooooo now i know that hell is real and it is, indeed Walmart 🤮
back on my bullshit:
buying cheap shitty phone chargers that work for like two weeks only to spend another $15 on another gas station cable bc my phone won’t charge…😩🫠🫠🫠
buying cheap shitty phone chargers that work for like two weeks only to spend another $15 on another gas station cable bc my phone won’t charge…😩🫠🫠🫠
August 18, 2023 at 1:49 AM
back on my bullshit:
buying cheap shitty phone chargers that work for like two weeks only to spend another $15 on another gas station cable bc my phone won’t charge…😩🫠🫠🫠
buying cheap shitty phone chargers that work for like two weeks only to spend another $15 on another gas station cable bc my phone won’t charge…😩🫠🫠🫠
shrimp when they see my allergic ass 🦐
August 17, 2023 at 11:15 PM
shrimp when they see my allergic ass 🦐
hi! to my one sweet baby bestie follower @butterbean.bsky.social 🩵🤍💙🩵
August 16, 2023 at 1:52 AM
hi! to my one sweet baby bestie follower @butterbean.bsky.social 🩵🤍💙🩵