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Proud “Never-Trumper” for 40+ years. My Golden Retriever is smarter than our President.
One month ago this morning, I was in the ICU after my fall 6 hours earlier. I had smashed my head into the concrete patio at my house and I’d also broken my back and neck. I had several CT scans, an MRI and x-rays. Aside from the physical damage, I had no neurological issues. I was so very lucky.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Hello Bluesky friends! I wanted to share a GoFundMe for myself. I recently suffered a serious injury and I’m facing a tough recovery. Every little bit helps cover medical bills and care for his beloved dog, Ringo, during this challenging time. Thank you! gofund.me/d015d39a8
Donate to Let’s help Bill (and Ringo) until he gets back on his feet!, organized by Richard Smith
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October 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This Day in the Government Shutdown
October 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
September 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
No rapture? Well, it is Tuesday…
two men are standing next to each other in a hallway and talking .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a hallway and talking .
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September 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Back in my day, Tylenol would fucking KILL you, not give your kid autism.
a man wearing glasses and a jacket is yelling at the camera and says `` get off my lawn '' .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a jacket is yelling at the camera and says `` get off my lawn '' .
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September 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
They do not care about you.

Always remember that.
September 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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September 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Wordle 1,539 3/6

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Recuperating from COVID like it’s 2022 again.
September 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Imma gonna give Secretary Kennedy a big ole smooch.
September 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Be a rebel. Get a vaccine.
Fuck ‘em. Get two! 💉💉
#FURFK #FUTRUMP
September 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I may not be a huge fan of The Eagles, but damn, those harmonies on “Lyin’ Eyes” are so incredibly beautiful.
Absolutely intoxicating.
August 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
My boy Ringo likes to grab his frisbee or ball right before I leave for work.

If I’m a few minutes late for a last minute game of catch with my best friend, go ahead and write me up…
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
What’s your favorite album from The Who?
August 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ringo’s excited that it’s another episode of The Football Show on SiriusXM with @thomasjrennie.bsky.social or he may want treat.
Either way, Happy Monday everyone!
August 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
When you start leaving 1, 2 or 3 star reviews for a new place that’s obviously trying to work out the kinks, you’re making it more difficult to get business in for them. Help them to succeed, don’t doom them with star ratings that are difficult to overcome. 2/2
August 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A word of advice for visiting a newly opened restaurant: resist the urge to leave a lukewarm online review, especially if you “really want them to succeed”. If your visit needed some tweaks, speak with the owner or manager and give them some honest feedback. 1/2
August 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Could we just stop creating for 6 months?

I’ll never catch up on music, movies, TV shows, books, podcasts, email, projects, etc during what’s rest of my life.

So I just give up.

I’m not checking out, I’ll just watch an old M*A*S*H episode instead today. Comfort has its reasons.
August 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Next level shit housery from South Park: taking ICE, DHS & Kristi Noem apart but also having South Dakota Tourism buy an ad on Paramount+ when it runs.
Also, Fantasy Island was never funnier
August 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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She’s inspiring.
“Are you abandoning your jobs?”

🔥 🔥 TEXAS DEM REP. ANN JOHNSON: “Yeah no — abandoning your job is going to Cancun in the middle of a deadly freeze…”

A+ answer from Rep. Johnson here. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pulled up my FB account for the first time in 6 months.

It’s even worse now, than it was then.
August 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Rock in Peace 🦇
July 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I honestly don’t need a Barrel of Crackers.
July 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM