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Samy (your favorite alibi for all your crimes)
@yourfavoritealibi.bsky.social
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I like dogs, spooky things, gloomy weather, old stuff, and your dad. Was dark long before Wednesday Adams made it cool.
French guy, probably sociopath, definitely woke, also gay as f*ck.
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Your wife just gave birth ? Doesn't matter. Don't leave the grindset and keep working on that blockchain bro 💪
Your son will become an alpha when growing up with you half of his time because of your divorce.
A screenshot from LinkedIn accompanied by a photo of a woman in a hospital bed looking at the screen of a laptop that a man is using by her side. The post text says "Dedication means pushing through critical engineering deadlines as we welcome our first child into this world.Our son will learn from day one what a commited father..." (the rest of the text is hidden but it's easy to figure out it's just corporate nonsense bullshit to say you should never stop working.
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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May Saint Magdalene, patroness of snackies, bless you and bring you yummy in your tummy 🙏
A picture of my small dog (a pinscher/chihuahua) taken on the couch. She has a blanket over her with her head sticking out of it and it surrounds her head. It looks like a religious veil.
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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All fixed. I gave him one. Now he's the happiest joint in the world.
A picture of a door sealing joint of which one extremity is rolled around the top of a beer bottle. At the other extremity a smiling heart smiley represent it's face with little sparkle around it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Also, chicken coop !
There's little windows on all sides so I can creep at the chicken while they do their chicken stuff inside. they have nowhere to hide from my staring gaze.
Still a screenshot from Minecraft. There's chicken in a fenced area with a chicken coop at the back. It's made of wood with a stone roof. There's a little square opening for the chicken to go in (one is standing on it). Through a thin opening on the side we see another chick in the coop. A hay pile decorate the front. I used a rail to make like a little ladder to the opening.
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Made myself a new house in Minecraft and for once I'm quite proud of it. I've made some progress since my "dig a hole in the wall and call it a house" era.
A screenshot from Minecraft where a house is visible. It's made almost entirely in stone materials. There's a small porch lit by a lantern, a dark roof, walls more lighted in shades. There's several different textures and nuances, which added to the depth I managed to create give an elegant vibe. It's sitting on top a small terrain elevation and is surrounded by some flowers end trees. It's the same house as before but from the left side. The two stories and the two roofs are more visible and some wood shutters are seen on the window.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Could someone tell johnjmz.bsky.social that he made a mistake ? I am indeed annoying, but I'm not a bot (at least as far as I can tell. If I am a bot then the simulation is quite realistic).
A screenshot of a list on clearsky. The list is called "Bots Blocker". The description is "A list of annoying bot accounts. To remove them from your feed: subscribe and select Block"
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you ?
An old sepia photography of a married couple in old clothing. The bride has a white veil, a sober black dress and look at the camera with a serious look. She holds the arm of her husband. The husband appear normal from the body. Black suit, elegant attitude, holding a fancy hat with his other arm. However his head is on fire and is actually just a giant flame in which a distorded face in agony is seen in shadows.
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Le monde si Cactus posaient des questions sur tous les canaux de communication de masse :
Un paysage utopique où un environnement urbain à l'architecture futuriste coexiste avec la nature, la verdure est partout sur les toits et terrasses. Le ciel est bleu et pur.
October 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Spasms and limping dog cause chemtrails from the Evil Ones™️
Makes sens 🤷‍♂️
A post from an unspecified social network. It says : "So, today without any warning twinge or pain, my lower back to around my left pelvis went into a spasm and I dropped to the floor. For reference, I'm a chiropractor and I take Magnesium often. I got adjusted, took an Epsom salt bath, rubbed magnesium oil everywhere, applied my ointment, but I'm still miserable. Also, my dog has been limping these last 2 days, so I checked her out. Nothing broken or out of place. I even gave her a soak in Epsom salts. The chemtrails have been heavy this week. And, we've noticed some weird bugs and flies we never saw before to the point that we've commented that the evil ones must be dropping stuff on us".
September 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Moi qui ouvre bsky après un réveil de bonne humeur pour immédiatement tomber sur quelqu'un qui gueule sur tout le monde parce qu'on se conforme pas à ses dernières injonctions.
Shelley Duvall dans Shining. La scène dans la cuisine où elle est assise en fumant l'air fatiguée sauf que l'image a été modifiée pour qu'elle ait une cigarette entre chaque doigt au lieu d'une seule.
September 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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If any of you guys needed a proof that my crotch is comfy and appropriate for keeping paws warm.
My dog sleeping between my legs, paws on my bulge.
September 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Une photo de ma chienne. Croisée chihuahua pinscher. Couchée sur le dos et regardant l'objectif les oreilles levées. La même chienne cette fois roulée en boule dans son panier. Elle a l'air de s'endormir sur place. La même chienne cette fois couchée sur mes jambes pendant que je suis allongé sur le canapé. Elle a l'air d'avoir entendu quelque chose qui l'interpelle.
September 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Enjoying indeed.
(Despite having no spine)
My dog lying on her side, sleeping, her head doing like a 90 degree angle relative to the body. She's half chihuahua half pinscher, black and brown. The blanket she's on has writings on it, notably one that says "enjoy your life".
September 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Less than 10 days after Cronos came out this mod was already online. Cause of course a nameless mysterious entity so strange that we doubt there's even something barely human in it's suit HAS to be more 🌸feminine*🌸

* feminine : having no space for vital organs in the abdomen and unable to breathe.
A screenshot of a mod from Nexus called "More feminine ND-3576". "Feminine" is written in pink cause of course it is. The description is "Replaces default ND-3576 suit to more feminine". A pic on the corresponding mod dedicated page. The character, a very mysterious being in a strange bulky metallic suit, has a ridiculously thin waist and large hips.
September 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I got you Shannon. Just put garlic in his socks and run around the house with a bottle of essential oil while your very white "shaman" friend Courtney burp the negative energies out on the phone. If the baby screams in agony it's normal. It's the Toxins™️leaving his body.
A post from a Facebook mom asking "What is a safe alternative to Tylenol for a soon to be 5 months old? My son needs his circumcision redone due to a skin bridge x3 (no comments please), and I know he will need some pain medication afterwards".
September 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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How's the Internet doing these days ?
Not good my friends. Not good.
A screenshot from Musky Melon's social network of hell where a user says to another "I'm going to sue you for defamation of character you fucking cunt! See your ass in court bitch! Suck my dick!" over an argument about what I presume to be a work of fiction.
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM