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here are my completely unserious cabinet picks for your entertainment this fine evening 😌 #cabinetpicks
a parody list of presidential cabinet picks: state: todd chavez (bojack horseman) attorney general: clarence thomas defense: ian gallagher (shameless) homeland security: tucker carlson cia: putin national intelligence: jeffree star epa: ron desantis un rep: marjorie taylor greene health: elizabeth holmes interior: sarah palin veterans affairs: sarge (toy story) energy: joyce (stranger things) labor: a girl scout treasury: sam bankman-fried agriculture: the raisin box lady commerce: logan paul transportation: choo choo soul lady education: miss frizzle housing: the monopoly man cdc: lauren boebert surgeon general: oliver (mighty med) small businesses: jeff bezos omb: ally’s dad (austin and ally) us trade rep: any pokemon card collector cea: the ghost of bernie madoff
November 18, 2024 at 4:31 AM