I think it's very funny to have such a phallic name for a 9in pepper grinder and would like you all to imagine me twisting it with both my hands in a way that I would never twist yours 🥀

anyway, don't be like that idiot! be a good idiot and demonstrate real value by getting me a lil something-something here:
AMZN tinyurl.com/daddyamzn
THRONE throne.com/daddy_anli
YOUPAY youpay.me/DaddyAnLi

like hell yeah, my guy! you really showed me the depths of your subservience and it has been found... lacking.

But also why do these hot water kettles keep on breaking on me? I've gone thru 4 in the past 11y and it really has me thinking I should just go back to asian-style hot water boilers