Dirty Dalton
@yourarm.bsky.social
Could it be? Somehow it is, your wildest dreams.
The underdog ad with AI slop dogs makes me sick. I want some good old fashioned animal abuse.
September 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The underdog ad with AI slop dogs makes me sick. I want some good old fashioned animal abuse.
I’m going to lunch and I got one thing on my mind.
September 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m going to lunch and I got one thing on my mind.
@sonic-official.bsky.social you’re not the burger place but I want you to know I’m boycotting sonic over the “season ending” commercial after my boy got injured #chiefs
September 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@sonic-official.bsky.social you’re not the burger place but I want you to know I’m boycotting sonic over the “season ending” commercial after my boy got injured #chiefs
I found the inflation proof vending machine!
September 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I found the inflation proof vending machine!
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Meeting a German trying to make casual conversation searching for any facts I can think of related to their hometown.
“Oh nurnburg? Had some trials there, right?”
“Oh nurnburg? Had some trials there, right?”
August 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Meeting a German trying to make casual conversation searching for any facts I can think of related to their hometown.
“Oh nurnburg? Had some trials there, right?”
“Oh nurnburg? Had some trials there, right?”
A halo/Ariana Grande fanfiction, revolving around the song, seven rings being about the halo rings
August 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A halo/Ariana Grande fanfiction, revolving around the song, seven rings being about the halo rings
I remember watching the stock market fall and playing the drillbit Taylor video game with my dad on Xbox. Man those were the days.
August 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I remember watching the stock market fall and playing the drillbit Taylor video game with my dad on Xbox. Man those were the days.
Spit on my grave and call me a boondoggle! Fantasy football is in full swing.
August 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Spit on my grave and call me a boondoggle! Fantasy football is in full swing.
To promote the new running man movie we reported 5 random people to Ice (paid promotion)
August 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
To promote the new running man movie we reported 5 random people to Ice (paid promotion)
I tricked my girlfriend into drinking 3 shots and she’s crying about FAS?? (Prank gone wrong)
August 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I tricked my girlfriend into drinking 3 shots and she’s crying about FAS?? (Prank gone wrong)
I’m re-listening to acid rap. It really is a vibe and a portal into 2013/2014 for me.
What’s funny is I didn’t like the album until last year. But listening to it makes me think of freshman year of college.
What’s funny is I didn’t like the album until last year. But listening to it makes me think of freshman year of college.
August 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m re-listening to acid rap. It really is a vibe and a portal into 2013/2014 for me.
What’s funny is I didn’t like the album until last year. But listening to it makes me think of freshman year of college.
What’s funny is I didn’t like the album until last year. But listening to it makes me think of freshman year of college.
Taylor fans destroyed.
August 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Taylor fans destroyed.
If your boys are making twitch channels, instagram meme pages, Minecraft let’s plays, & “comedy” podcasts. You might be hanging out in 2014
August 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If your boys are making twitch channels, instagram meme pages, Minecraft let’s plays, & “comedy” podcasts. You might be hanging out in 2014
Trying to bang after the bars and I just can’t find the hole then finally:
August 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Trying to bang after the bars and I just can’t find the hole then finally:
We had a party last night and I’ve noticed at every party the kitchen always becomes a magnet for people.
Usually it starts out small 1-2 people go to get a drink. They start talking, then another person comes, then before you realize it half the party is standing in the kitchen.
Usually it starts out small 1-2 people go to get a drink. They start talking, then another person comes, then before you realize it half the party is standing in the kitchen.
August 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
We had a party last night and I’ve noticed at every party the kitchen always becomes a magnet for people.
Usually it starts out small 1-2 people go to get a drink. They start talking, then another person comes, then before you realize it half the party is standing in the kitchen.
Usually it starts out small 1-2 people go to get a drink. They start talking, then another person comes, then before you realize it half the party is standing in the kitchen.
I wanted to find out the effects of performance on LSD for running and so I did a academic search. Unfortunately LSD in running is “long slow distance” not the drug. Very boring compared to what I wanted to read about.
August 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I wanted to find out the effects of performance on LSD for running and so I did a academic search. Unfortunately LSD in running is “long slow distance” not the drug. Very boring compared to what I wanted to read about.
EVERY YEAR, all my wife’s friends post about how they are so excited for the upcoming school year (they are all teacher) and every year school starts and their stories slowly become more alcohol fueled week after week.
July 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
EVERY YEAR, all my wife’s friends post about how they are so excited for the upcoming school year (they are all teacher) and every year school starts and their stories slowly become more alcohol fueled week after week.
Photo of me and my wife with our daughter Faye in 12 months.
July 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Photo of me and my wife with our daughter Faye in 12 months.
There is definitely a trucker who has crashed while looking at porn on their phone.
Imagine being a firefighter, pulling up that scene and just hearing “ oh yeah, I’m your latex queen” or something similar playing out of someone’s phone.
Imagine being a firefighter, pulling up that scene and just hearing “ oh yeah, I’m your latex queen” or something similar playing out of someone’s phone.
July 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
There is definitely a trucker who has crashed while looking at porn on their phone.
Imagine being a firefighter, pulling up that scene and just hearing “ oh yeah, I’m your latex queen” or something similar playing out of someone’s phone.
Imagine being a firefighter, pulling up that scene and just hearing “ oh yeah, I’m your latex queen” or something similar playing out of someone’s phone.
From the outside looking in,bachelor in paradise is in panic mode.
They are losing market share to love island. Comparatively bachelor in paradise seems over produced and overtly produced.
We are currently in an era where media feels controlled to the utmost degree based on the market.
They are losing market share to love island. Comparatively bachelor in paradise seems over produced and overtly produced.
We are currently in an era where media feels controlled to the utmost degree based on the market.
July 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
From the outside looking in,bachelor in paradise is in panic mode.
They are losing market share to love island. Comparatively bachelor in paradise seems over produced and overtly produced.
We are currently in an era where media feels controlled to the utmost degree based on the market.
They are losing market share to love island. Comparatively bachelor in paradise seems over produced and overtly produced.
We are currently in an era where media feels controlled to the utmost degree based on the market.
Stopped by the trump store in Branson mo and asked if they had a copy of the happy birthday letter from trump to Epstein.
They didn’t.
They didn’t.
July 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Stopped by the trump store in Branson mo and asked if they had a copy of the happy birthday letter from trump to Epstein.
They didn’t.
They didn’t.
When I’m about to go run, I get up go poop. Then I sit down for 20-30 mins, just sitting with my shoes on, my shorts on, then I go poop again. Finally after that I drink a glass of water, fill my water bottle and drink a bit of coffee that is usually a day or so old. Then, only then, do I run.
July 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
When I’m about to go run, I get up go poop. Then I sit down for 20-30 mins, just sitting with my shoes on, my shorts on, then I go poop again. Finally after that I drink a glass of water, fill my water bottle and drink a bit of coffee that is usually a day or so old. Then, only then, do I run.