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Dear BlueSky. You know there's this thing called "nuance".....right?
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Oh you're "pretty certain". Well no convincing you of the facts then. All these people do is point to meanings that they've since twisted for their own convenience. "Cisgender" isn't a genuine term. You're either a man or a woman.
August 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Oh you're "pretty certain". Well no convincing you of the facts then. All these people do is point to meanings that they've since twisted for their own convenience. "Cisgender" isn't a genuine term. You're either a man or a woman.
Fuck me. Kaspersky's SE Labs report says it all.
And yet Americans are denied the autonomy of freewill and consumer choice, "cos Russia bad!". Sorry could you be a little more specific on that, with evidence-based examples regarding Kaspersky itself? "er..look, RUSSIA BAD, okay?"
Jesus. You morons.
And yet Americans are denied the autonomy of freewill and consumer choice, "cos Russia bad!". Sorry could you be a little more specific on that, with evidence-based examples regarding Kaspersky itself? "er..look, RUSSIA BAD, okay?"
Jesus. You morons.
August 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fuck me. Kaspersky's SE Labs report says it all.
And yet Americans are denied the autonomy of freewill and consumer choice, "cos Russia bad!". Sorry could you be a little more specific on that, with evidence-based examples regarding Kaspersky itself? "er..look, RUSSIA BAD, okay?"
Jesus. You morons.
And yet Americans are denied the autonomy of freewill and consumer choice, "cos Russia bad!". Sorry could you be a little more specific on that, with evidence-based examples regarding Kaspersky itself? "er..look, RUSSIA BAD, okay?"
Jesus. You morons.
Oh, oh look - THEY WERE RIGHT!!!
Who'd have fucking thought it. (spoiler : I thought it all along).
Imagine getting bundled out by security for making a perfectly peaceful protest against this bloke, only to be backed up a couple of DAYS later.....
What a world.
Who'd have fucking thought it. (spoiler : I thought it all along).
Imagine getting bundled out by security for making a perfectly peaceful protest against this bloke, only to be backed up a couple of DAYS later.....
What a world.
July 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh, oh look - THEY WERE RIGHT!!!
Who'd have fucking thought it. (spoiler : I thought it all along).
Imagine getting bundled out by security for making a perfectly peaceful protest against this bloke, only to be backed up a couple of DAYS later.....
What a world.
Who'd have fucking thought it. (spoiler : I thought it all along).
Imagine getting bundled out by security for making a perfectly peaceful protest against this bloke, only to be backed up a couple of DAYS later.....
What a world.
Random post from random bloke on X gets 2,400 replies and 25,900 Likes.
Random post from Sky News gets 3 replies and 17 Likes.
I'm sorry, what was this "everyone leaving X in droves" you were desperately hoping to be true? 😂
Your "Donald is a nazi" safe space is a total failure. Deal with it. 🫠
Random post from Sky News gets 3 replies and 17 Likes.
I'm sorry, what was this "everyone leaving X in droves" you were desperately hoping to be true? 😂
Your "Donald is a nazi" safe space is a total failure. Deal with it. 🫠
July 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Random post from random bloke on X gets 2,400 replies and 25,900 Likes.
Random post from Sky News gets 3 replies and 17 Likes.
I'm sorry, what was this "everyone leaving X in droves" you were desperately hoping to be true? 😂
Your "Donald is a nazi" safe space is a total failure. Deal with it. 🫠
Random post from Sky News gets 3 replies and 17 Likes.
I'm sorry, what was this "everyone leaving X in droves" you were desperately hoping to be true? 😂
Your "Donald is a nazi" safe space is a total failure. Deal with it. 🫠
Ooooof, so many rrraccists!!!
July 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Ooooof, so many rrraccists!!!
Well frankly I'm a bit disappointed they had a massive audience and posted something so tame but oh well...
July 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well frankly I'm a bit disappointed they had a massive audience and posted something so tame but oh well...
The kind of fuck wit who claims to be a fan and yet is quite happy to see films ruined just to annoy people. In other words, he's never seen a Bond film.
June 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The kind of fuck wit who claims to be a fan and yet is quite happy to see films ruined just to annoy people. In other words, he's never seen a Bond film.
Well they couldn't have possibly lined those up better!!
June 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Well they couldn't have possibly lined those up better!!
Err....good thing these lunatics are fine with domestic violence!! 🤗
June 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Err....good thing these lunatics are fine with domestic violence!! 🤗
Oh, Star Wars Battlefront II came out in 2027, 'did' it, @gamingbible.bsky.social?
Jesus, do you clueless dolts know what proofreaders are?
Jesus, do you clueless dolts know what proofreaders are?
May 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Oh, Star Wars Battlefront II came out in 2027, 'did' it, @gamingbible.bsky.social?
Jesus, do you clueless dolts know what proofreaders are?
Jesus, do you clueless dolts know what proofreaders are?
Hermes sent me a review to do. Now what can I say here that was good 🤔 Um.....well, you didn't steal my parcel this time, I guess that would be filed under "positive".
May 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hermes sent me a review to do. Now what can I say here that was good 🤔 Um.....well, you didn't steal my parcel this time, I guess that would be filed under "positive".
WELL aren't clout chasing journalists prissy little things! 😂
May 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
WELL aren't clout chasing journalists prissy little things! 😂
Why are you calling X "Twitter", 2 years later? Fucking get a clue, oh "Gaming Bible" (makes you wonder which version of the 'bible' they're going for here.
May 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Why are you calling X "Twitter", 2 years later? Fucking get a clue, oh "Gaming Bible" (makes you wonder which version of the 'bible' they're going for here.
How many fucking times, internet!!!
THERE IS NO SUCH ELEMENT AS "ALUMINUM". Check very carefully, you'll be surprised how wrong you've been all these years.
THERE IS NO SUCH ELEMENT AS "ALUMINUM". Check very carefully, you'll be surprised how wrong you've been all these years.
May 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
How many fucking times, internet!!!
THERE IS NO SUCH ELEMENT AS "ALUMINUM". Check very carefully, you'll be surprised how wrong you've been all these years.
THERE IS NO SUCH ELEMENT AS "ALUMINUM". Check very carefully, you'll be surprised how wrong you've been all these years.
Important to remember that career criminal George Floyd was actually saying "I can't breathe" before anyone even tried to cuff him.
Of course, that doesn't quite fit conveniently on the banners...
Of course, that doesn't quite fit conveniently on the banners...
May 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Important to remember that career criminal George Floyd was actually saying "I can't breathe" before anyone even tried to cuff him.
Of course, that doesn't quite fit conveniently on the banners...
Of course, that doesn't quite fit conveniently on the banners...
Community note: By "controversial remarks" they mean Roseanne defined a woman as "an adult human female".
Yep. It's 2025 and saying what a woman is is "controversial" now. 🤡
Yep. It's 2025 and saying what a woman is is "controversial" now. 🤡
May 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Community note: By "controversial remarks" they mean Roseanne defined a woman as "an adult human female".
Yep. It's 2025 and saying what a woman is is "controversial" now. 🤡
Yep. It's 2025 and saying what a woman is is "controversial" now. 🤡
Aaaand of course the doughnut blocked me since she couldn't handle being called out.
When you're caught out talking bollocks, and I've proved it, that's what the block button is for, clearly.
When you're caught out talking bollocks, and I've proved it, that's what the block button is for, clearly.
May 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Aaaand of course the doughnut blocked me since she couldn't handle being called out.
When you're caught out talking bollocks, and I've proved it, that's what the block button is for, clearly.
When you're caught out talking bollocks, and I've proved it, that's what the block button is for, clearly.
Just a reminder of what an idiot who can't debate her way out of a wet paper bag looks like.
I was waiting to be blocked as opposed to her answering a simple bloody question. SO surprised...
I was waiting to be blocked as opposed to her answering a simple bloody question. SO surprised...
May 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just a reminder of what an idiot who can't debate her way out of a wet paper bag looks like.
I was waiting to be blocked as opposed to her answering a simple bloody question. SO surprised...
I was waiting to be blocked as opposed to her answering a simple bloody question. SO surprised...
Notice they didn't reach to "of COURSE I don't wish they didn't".....
Very telling, isn't it. Just instant block when you call them out.
Very telling, isn't it. Just instant block when you call them out.
May 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Notice they didn't reach to "of COURSE I don't wish they didn't".....
Very telling, isn't it. Just instant block when you call them out.
Very telling, isn't it. Just instant block when you call them out.
I meant "gatekeeping". Of course, if she was bright enough to spot that she could have made me look the idiot. But nooo, of course it's straight to the block button. 😜
May 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I meant "gatekeeping". Of course, if she was bright enough to spot that she could have made me look the idiot. But nooo, of course it's straight to the block button. 😜
The font on this is fucking awful. Looks more like a Taylor Swift album cover than any ominous, brooding Batman build up.
May 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The font on this is fucking awful. Looks more like a Taylor Swift album cover than any ominous, brooding Batman build up.
You, Sir, are a fucking idiot.
May 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You, Sir, are a fucking idiot.
I was actually sat waiting for this doughnut to block me.
Sorry but your idiocy lives on. Welcome to the internet. 🤗
Sorry but your idiocy lives on. Welcome to the internet. 🤗
May 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I was actually sat waiting for this doughnut to block me.
Sorry but your idiocy lives on. Welcome to the internet. 🤗
Sorry but your idiocy lives on. Welcome to the internet. 🤗
You just know this says "I am a fucking twat"
May 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
You just know this says "I am a fucking twat"
The fact they actually think it's a great idea to say that!! This is why us normies love riling you fucking idiots - you actually think this shit is ever going to be working out.
May 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The fact they actually think it's a great idea to say that!! This is why us normies love riling you fucking idiots - you actually think this shit is ever going to be working out.