joobie ✨
@youphoric.bsky.social
24 libra sun w/ scorpio stellium 😔🤘
raccoon lover & music person
raccoon lover & music person
i would like to see michelle obama and cynthia erivo arm wrestle
April 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i would like to see michelle obama and cynthia erivo arm wrestle
not type A or type B, but a secret third thing
January 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
not type A or type B, but a secret third thing
when will they invent a car that does not get snow all over the seat when you open the door 🙃
January 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
when will they invent a car that does not get snow all over the seat when you open the door 🙃
took it to the next level with my fiancé (shared a security tray at the airport)
December 26, 2024 at 11:50 AM
took it to the next level with my fiancé (shared a security tray at the airport)
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in my head i imagine taste by sabrina carpenter and obsessrd by olivia rodrigo are a sapphic love story even tho ik the irl lore and obv it’s not true
September 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
in my head i imagine taste by sabrina carpenter and obsessrd by olivia rodrigo are a sapphic love story even tho ik the irl lore and obv it’s not true
put this in my fucking bio like everyone who’s showing off they’re on threads
September 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
put this in my fucking bio like everyone who’s showing off they’re on threads
can you guys get more funny pls
September 12, 2024 at 9:37 PM
can you guys get more funny pls
sharing a propel with the homie call it bropel
September 6, 2024 at 11:18 PM
sharing a propel with the homie call it bropel
karl marx failed to consider that ur mom did the math
September 6, 2024 at 10:09 PM
karl marx failed to consider that ur mom did the math
what would the founding fathers think of me watching ads so that the tamagotchi that lives in my phone can go on a walk
September 5, 2024 at 12:27 AM
what would the founding fathers think of me watching ads so that the tamagotchi that lives in my phone can go on a walk
calling my nondominant hand my submissive hand from here on out
June 21, 2024 at 4:08 PM
calling my nondominant hand my submissive hand from here on out
i would touch grass but i was adopted by colonizers and now live continents away from my motherland so i am allergic to all the native grasses
June 5, 2024 at 9:04 PM
i would touch grass but i was adopted by colonizers and now live continents away from my motherland so i am allergic to all the native grasses
-what do educators want?
-free shitty tote bags!!!
-when do they want it?
-at every professional development workshop!!!
/s
-free shitty tote bags!!!
-when do they want it?
-at every professional development workshop!!!
/s
June 5, 2024 at 8:58 PM
-what do educators want?
-free shitty tote bags!!!
-when do they want it?
-at every professional development workshop!!!
/s
-free shitty tote bags!!!
-when do they want it?
-at every professional development workshop!!!
/s
where can i get the job be rhett & link
May 15, 2024 at 2:26 AM
where can i get the job be rhett & link
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Having a mother is complicated and fraught. Not having a mother is complicated and fraught. Being a mother is complicated and fraught. Not being a mother is complicated and fraught. Sending love to you today, whatever your relationship with motherhood. ❤️
May 12, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Having a mother is complicated and fraught. Not having a mother is complicated and fraught. Being a mother is complicated and fraught. Not being a mother is complicated and fraught. Sending love to you today, whatever your relationship with motherhood. ❤️
beards is such a funny word dont think about beards too much
April 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
beards is such a funny word dont think about beards too much
youre tellin me a kris peed in this kreme ?!?!!
April 12, 2024 at 12:53 AM
youre tellin me a kris peed in this kreme ?!?!!
ur invited to!! my pity party!! i lost my water bottle and bought a stanley and then today it took a nosedive on asphalt (don’t ask how) and now it’s scraped 😔 and also found my old water bottle so double whammy what was all the money for
April 10, 2024 at 11:49 PM
ur invited to!! my pity party!! i lost my water bottle and bought a stanley and then today it took a nosedive on asphalt (don’t ask how) and now it’s scraped 😔 and also found my old water bottle so double whammy what was all the money for
CAP SLEEVES NEED TO DIE
April 8, 2024 at 10:48 PM
CAP SLEEVES NEED TO DIE
i actually think having friends is the meaning of life
April 6, 2024 at 6:10 PM
i actually think having friends is the meaning of life
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