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★ 𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙊!! 𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙊!! 𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙊!! ★
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TOO STRONG TO BE WRONG! || MDNI || [GRAY!]
// itto is ocean water and gravel and sweat (delicious) and like… rope. and wood. and ramen bc he spilled it on himself. xali would taste like if u licked a window that’s warm from the sun or when u eat smth that’s way too hot and it burns the roof of ur mouth and it feels weird all day
August 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
// ofc I’ll defend these mfs with my fuckign life . they’re my obnoxious little babies and i love them so dearly. like babes we can be annoying together dw. nobody TOUCH me I’m emotional abt my bastards
August 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
// like girl ofc i love itto i got told to stop talking so loud constantly and considered a liability and never allowed in Important Situations. ofc i love sampo i got kicked out of like six group chats in hs for talking too much and have never been taken seriously in my whole life
August 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
// r those on the new ghost album
July 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
// rock can’t eated .???
July 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
grows significantly, like hydraulic coils expanding. “That’s BURNIN’ HOT ONI POWER, BABY! You wanna touch? You can. Just don’t fall in love, now!”

… What was he talking about again? Eh. Who cares.
July 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Listen, listen, no, listen! There’s BIOLOGY behind it, mmkay—“

His finger? Once again in Neuvilette’s face. His voice? So very loud. His biology knowledge? Eh… Questionable.

“Our muscles don’t get BIG, they get DENSE. So they make a lotta heat. See this?” He flexes an arm— the muscle +
July 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“No, no, you totally don’t get it, dude…”
SCOFFING, like he’s obviously the smartest person in the vicinity.
“I don’t want no fancy boo-tink or whatever. What, you wanna hire some weird fashion hitman… Hitlady, whatever, to put me in a dress? Not happening! I’m an ONI, brotha! +
July 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
He has the vague and ominous sense of having screwed up but as one of the Arataki gang’s many mottos says… Go big or go home.

“Well, PAH! I ain’t scared of centipedes! Or judges! And, hey, what if I got overheated and DİED? Then YOU would go to jail for MŪRDER! So, you better watch it!”
July 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
……. Staaaaaare.

“… I clocked outta that around the word, uh, centipede or whatever— Yadda, yadda, more importantly—“

ACCUSATORY finger pointing. Way too close to Neuvilette’s face. Voice way too loud for the proximity.

“YOU’RE THE OLD STUFFY JUDGE GUY? But you don’t even look… STUFFY!”
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July 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM