It’s so funny in the Homan NBC damage control interview, there's not a little ticker scrolling under him stating "Word of man who takes bribes."

Fishing out my cat's toy mice from underneath the couch just for him to bat them back under in a couple minutes is some Sisyphus shit

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Seeing furry accounts on my Discover feed say the World Cup is already rigged for the USA to appease Trump is just peak Bluesky algorithm. The "see less" button never works. I'll keep my hot takes coming from reddit sport subs ty

Being in line behind the office staffer ordering a million coffees in the age of online ordering has me on my knees, begging for forgiveness for past sins

So the Thunder are smashing 73-9 this season

But like... is it really toxic positivity, or are you just Eeyore-coded?
-zoomer psychologist

tryna have a house so nice that porn studios wanna film there

Had what I believe to be is a fresh Butterfinger for the first time in my life and it has me questioning everything I've known about my candy hierarchy

The Raptors remain the one bright spot in modern Toronto sports

This platform has all of 2010s Tumblr's cringe but unfortunately none of its charisma

Nothing screams "NBA Playoffs" like coming back from a 5 min commercial break just for a meaningless out of bounds call to be challenged 20 seconds into the 2nd quarter to send you back to Will Ferrell screaming about PayPal before 5 more minutes of commercials.

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Thoughts on the Pistons lately??