youngmi mayer
@youngmimayer.bsky.social
writing a bio.. embarrassing
buy my book www.youngmimayer.com
buy my book www.youngmimayer.com
for koreans embarrasing bf is nothing new open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
my time with the haenyeo of jeju-island and how korean women are born to be embarrassed by their boyfriend
this isn't our first rodeo
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November 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
for koreans embarrasing bf is nothing new open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
if you want a signed book fyi yuandmebooks.com/products/978...
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
if you want a signed book fyi yuandmebooks.com/products/978...
what the dog doin (dyin) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
the dog is dying but at least we have the sea monkeys
the dog, my son, and control
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October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
what the dog doin (dyin) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
im having a bad day i think open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
no one is coming to save you
i'm gonna die alone (thank god)
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October 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
im having a bad day i think open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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Padma Lakshmi will be joined by some of her funniest friends for her Nov 3 event! Celebrate the launch of Padma’s bold new cookbook with Michelle Buteau, Marie Faustin, Ilana Glazer, @youngmimayer.bsky.social, and Jaboukie Young-White, with special guest Kerry Diamond. bit.ly/45Fn3Iw
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Padma Lakshmi will be joined by some of her funniest friends for her Nov 3 event! Celebrate the launch of Padma’s bold new cookbook with Michelle Buteau, Marie Faustin, Ilana Glazer, @youngmimayer.bsky.social, and Jaboukie Young-White, with special guest Kerry Diamond. bit.ly/45Fn3Iw
new FREE essay up now open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
i fucking love making billionaires money everyday bro
creating art in time of war
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October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
new FREE essay up now open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
THE WORLD TOUR youngmimayer.com/tickets
October 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
THE WORLD TOUR youngmimayer.com/tickets
i’m in SAN FRANCISCO NEXT MONTH
tickets: youngmimayer.com/tickets
tickets: youngmimayer.com/tickets
October 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i’m in SAN FRANCISCO NEXT MONTH
tickets: youngmimayer.com/tickets
tickets: youngmimayer.com/tickets
i wrote a kids book and illustrated it and the title still makes me laugh open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
Mom's New Boyfriend- a kid's book i wrote that didn't sell about feminism or something who cares
so you guys have to look at it now i guess
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October 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i wrote a kids book and illustrated it and the title still makes me laugh open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
the reason i’m a fucking chaotic bitch is because i’m korean. new substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
there are only two types of korean women: church and jail
the long history of the chaotic korean woman
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October 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the reason i’m a fucking chaotic bitch is because i’m korean. new substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
LA TONIGHT!! IM PERFORMING ONE NOGHT ONLY WITH DYLAN ADLER!! tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...
Center Yourself (Skunk Room) — The Elysian
An audience participation show hosted by Youngmi Mayer where the audience makes the jokes and Youngmi makes the money. Buy Tickets
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October 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
LA TONIGHT!! IM PERFORMING ONE NOGHT ONLY WITH DYLAN ADLER!! tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...
if you order a personalized signed copy of my book it will come like this order here: www.yuandmebooks.com/products/978...
October 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
if you order a personalized signed copy of my book it will come like this order here: www.yuandmebooks.com/products/978...
is your ex a narcissist? new essay up on substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
October 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
is your ex a narcissist? new essay up on substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
what is an echo? no one knows open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
EVERYONE'S EX IS A NARCISSIST
except mine, he's an echo
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September 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
what is an echo? no one knows open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
somebody come get her she’s posting another substack 🎵 open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
How I Overcame My Eating Disorder or Whatever
I'm Cured! Do my arms look fat?
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September 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
somebody come get her she’s posting another substack 🎵 open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
i will be in LA (a threat) tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...
September 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i will be in LA (a threat) tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...
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❗IAVA's Kyleanne Hunter drags Pete Hegseth for absolute FILTH and schools us on being a womb-haver in the military.
❗Comedian & author @ymmayer.bsky.social brings the hilarity & the realness of getting an abobo in South Korea and the joy that can ensue.
🎧 All this & MORE! Don’t wait—hit play NOW!
❗Comedian & author @ymmayer.bsky.social brings the hilarity & the realness of getting an abobo in South Korea and the joy that can ensue.
🎧 All this & MORE! Don’t wait—hit play NOW!
September 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
❗IAVA's Kyleanne Hunter drags Pete Hegseth for absolute FILTH and schools us on being a womb-haver in the military.
❗Comedian & author @ymmayer.bsky.social brings the hilarity & the realness of getting an abobo in South Korea and the joy that can ensue.
🎧 All this & MORE! Don’t wait—hit play NOW!
❗Comedian & author @ymmayer.bsky.social brings the hilarity & the realness of getting an abobo in South Korea and the joy that can ensue.
🎧 All this & MORE! Don’t wait—hit play NOW!
new!!!! and freeeee open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
i never dreamt of my wedding, i never dreamt of my death
did you guys know you can just wear the dress without getting married
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September 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
new!!!! and freeeee open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
i wrote a show based on my memoir and act out parts of it as my grandma and my mom and these are the last shows in nyc!!! publictheater.org/performances...
Youngmi Mayer: Hairy Butthole
Hairy Butthole is a one-person show featuring Youngmi Mayer based on the Korean saying "If you laugh while crying, hair will grow out of your butthole."
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September 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
i wrote a show based on my memoir and act out parts of it as my grandma and my mom and these are the last shows in nyc!!! publictheater.org/performances...
new free essay open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
when men rape and kill women it's our fault lol
hugh hefner and the arabian nights
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September 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
new free essay open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
laugh or cry who cares open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
no person is good or bad, so go ahead and celebrate charlie kirk's death or not who cares
the ethics of celebrating death and "having no empathy"
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September 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
laugh or cry who cares open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
here are my thoughts on the hyundai ice raid (free article just click on link to read) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
hyundai plant ICE raids
ok so... why isn't anyone saying the thing
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September 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
here are my thoughts on the hyundai ice raid (free article just click on link to read) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
i am writing
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i used to be a trad wife i wanted to fucking kms everyday
a warning for the girls who think they want to lie down instead of lean in
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September 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i am writing
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new substack up nowwww open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
the r-word, having no ethos and the nazi youth
live by the sword. die by the sword.
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August 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
new substack up nowwww open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...