Dave
@younggoodmanclown.bsky.social
I’m gonna bake, I’m gonna post cat pics, I’m gonna critique the shitty anime I watch, and I’m gonna vent.
I’m seeing random tattoo artists on insta use AI to make graphics for like flash days and stuff like that, and it makes me immediately block.
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m seeing random tattoo artists on insta use AI to make graphics for like flash days and stuff like that, and it makes me immediately block.
I genuinely am counting down the hours before vacation. Not that you need to “earn” a vacation, but I have DEFINITELY earned a week of pool/beach time and alcohol lol
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I genuinely am counting down the hours before vacation. Not that you need to “earn” a vacation, but I have DEFINITELY earned a week of pool/beach time and alcohol lol
Ugh okay, I’ll take up poetry again
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Ugh okay, I’ll take up poetry again
Imagine how embarrassing it is that your shitty paper that got a 0 is now on national news.
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Imagine how embarrassing it is that your shitty paper that got a 0 is now on national news.
I got high and watched beastars and I have some concerns
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I got high and watched beastars and I have some concerns
It’s wine o’clock
(I coordinated the assembly of 700 food bags today and I’m sore and mentally drained BUT also happy that I get to do that for the community).
(I coordinated the assembly of 700 food bags today and I’m sore and mentally drained BUT also happy that I get to do that for the community).
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s wine o’clock
(I coordinated the assembly of 700 food bags today and I’m sore and mentally drained BUT also happy that I get to do that for the community).
(I coordinated the assembly of 700 food bags today and I’m sore and mentally drained BUT also happy that I get to do that for the community).
If I could start my day at 9, I truly think my life would be better.
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If I could start my day at 9, I truly think my life would be better.
Love being the only person in costume while picking up chipotle for 100 people
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Love being the only person in costume while picking up chipotle for 100 people
Taking a half day at work so I can get more tattoos teehee
October 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Taking a half day at work so I can get more tattoos teehee
During my tattoo yesterday, my leg fell asleep so bad I literally couldn’t move my leg and it was one of the most terrifying moments of my life.
October 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
During my tattoo yesterday, my leg fell asleep so bad I literally couldn’t move my leg and it was one of the most terrifying moments of my life.
Sometimes I have this unbelievable urge to try to be a personal assistant. I just feel like it would be fun to run a rich person’s life.
October 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes I have this unbelievable urge to try to be a personal assistant. I just feel like it would be fun to run a rich person’s life.
They’re playing the season 2 dandadan theme song while I’m getting a hanamaruobake tattoo. This is peak existence.
October 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They’re playing the season 2 dandadan theme song while I’m getting a hanamaruobake tattoo. This is peak existence.
I feel like if you’re a politician, your signature shouldn’t look like children’s handwriting.
September 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I feel like if you’re a politician, your signature shouldn’t look like children’s handwriting.
I genuinely cannot stop thinking about this good boy! He will be home in less than 24 hours!!! 💚
September 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I genuinely cannot stop thinking about this good boy! He will be home in less than 24 hours!!! 💚
Learning that someone who ghosted me after 5 months of talking was on Jeopardy and seeing that he massively flopped is really validating lol
September 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Learning that someone who ghosted me after 5 months of talking was on Jeopardy and seeing that he massively flopped is really validating lol
Delivery services have been sending me the most cryptic pictures.
September 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Delivery services have been sending me the most cryptic pictures.
Genuinely thinking about throwing a couch party to show appreciation for this new couch.
Getting a new fancy (but comfy) couch, and I literally cannot wait to nap on it this weekend
September 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Genuinely thinking about throwing a couch party to show appreciation for this new couch.
Getting a new fancy (but comfy) couch, and I literally cannot wait to nap on it this weekend
September 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Getting a new fancy (but comfy) couch, and I literally cannot wait to nap on it this weekend
This went really well, and it’s nice being at a job that is innovative and fun
I have a 60-day review tomorrow at work, and it’s supposed to be really chill, but I can’t help but want to be over prepared for it, but also I don’t even know how to be regular prepared for it?? Like this job is really go-with-the-flow, but also I do have a structured job component so idk???
August 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This went really well, and it’s nice being at a job that is innovative and fun
I have a 60-day review tomorrow at work, and it’s supposed to be really chill, but I can’t help but want to be over prepared for it, but also I don’t even know how to be regular prepared for it?? Like this job is really go-with-the-flow, but also I do have a structured job component so idk???
August 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I have a 60-day review tomorrow at work, and it’s supposed to be really chill, but I can’t help but want to be over prepared for it, but also I don’t even know how to be regular prepared for it?? Like this job is really go-with-the-flow, but also I do have a structured job component so idk???
I have to go to a gala for work next week and I’m just??? Am I a professional now???
August 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I have to go to a gala for work next week and I’m just??? Am I a professional now???
Thinking about how like 8 years ago I went to a board game night and a guy (I didn’t know) brought a vibrator and left it in a Walmart bag by the door and just cryptically said “if we need this tonight.”
August 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Thinking about how like 8 years ago I went to a board game night and a guy (I didn’t know) brought a vibrator and left it in a Walmart bag by the door and just cryptically said “if we need this tonight.”
My ring comes in today, and even though I triple checked my ring size, I am extremely afraid that it will just be so loose it constantly falls off my finger
August 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My ring comes in today, and even though I triple checked my ring size, I am extremely afraid that it will just be so loose it constantly falls off my finger
There’s an eternal conflict in me wanting my next dog (in like 5 years) to be a borzoi, but also being adamantly against breeders
July 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
There’s an eternal conflict in me wanting my next dog (in like 5 years) to be a borzoi, but also being adamantly against breeders
Still absolutely fuming that someone said I looked like Lewis Capaldi a year ago.
July 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Still absolutely fuming that someone said I looked like Lewis Capaldi a year ago.