wish someone called 𝘮𝘦 mr. popularity, i’ll never be him

Vector when Vanilla pulls up to the function (i’m reading sonic idw)

mfw my party was wrecked in the presidential election and leadership is criticized as out of touch, so i know the best thing to do is put a 74 year old with cancer in charge #epicliberalwin #democrats #libmoment

i’m sorry my oomfies

i’m sorry amy farrah fowler, i found someone else.

in other words, i got engaged chat

oh my, this is quite news to me. i thought there would be more hyperpop, but it looks like im outgrowing it

well this is quite the predicament, please don’t flush me
#shellyverse #spareorkill #idontdeservetolive