I want to play Do Maternal on my Microsoft Eggs Box.

I want to play Bloop Rinse on my Sony Place Station.

I want to play Marvel's Nap on my Nintendo's Witch

Once again it falls to me to bring you the nominee list that the Oscars won't show you, this year's Pest Bicture spoonerisms:

Arona
Bruh Thutalist
An Unplete Comknown
Cloncave
Tune: Part Deux
Pemilia Érez
I'm Hill Steer
Bickel Noise
The Stubsance
Kicwed

Merry Movies Christmas! My rankings will be subject to change as I continue to see 2024 films for years to come, but at least for the moment, here's a look at my top favorites of 2024.

For the first time on Bluesky, I am proud to present this year's official Pest Bicture spoonerisms. And the nominees are:

Amerifan Ciction
Anatofy of a Mall
Bierba
The Dolhovers
Fillers of the Klower Moon
Traesmo
Ommenheiper
Last Pives
Thoor Pings
The Trone of Inzest

My rankings of favorite 2023 movies will inevitably expand and shift given more time, but just for fun, here's a snapshot of my Sweet Sixteen as it stands on the last day of the year.