power wash simulator 😭

good. fuck these bastards

what the fuck man

everything you’ve ever posted about your dad is the funniest thing in the world

okay werk (idk your finances but maybe consider putting in an arbeitssuchend notice so that if you need it you can request alg. you’d need to put in the notice one of these days though bc otherwise they’ll give you less money bc they’re evil bastards)

omg congrats!!! do you have sth new lined up yet or will you just be vibing for a while?

jeffrey i am afraid

jfc maybe that’s a sign to download my archives and just delete my accounts altogether now

i just happened to open the app and saw that zeke had followed me and then i saw that you’re on here now too lol

i’m crying laughing

god i fucking know. legitimately makes you feel like *you’re* the insane person for not losing your mind over this