The longest was 2:30 with most at a little over a minute. Unfortunately the show is pretty straight but I can see people shipping the king of flat welding and the emperor. Like why does he hate him so much? Former lovers perhaps?

There's a new welding gun that makes even a novice weld like a king. Have you tried that? It does spew black smoke and occasionally make people fall down and spit up a little bit of blood but otherwise it's amazing!

Lots to unpack here.

1.) You would never defeat the Emperor Of Welding.

2.) It's a mardi gras mask not a crown.

3.) When the Emperor Of Welding defeats you the trade association will cut off your hands so choose your battles carefully.

I must find the Bow mogul

You understand my plight!

The power in this single bow alone. My Gawd.

Yes it does!

It’s not lookin good. His ex-wife also released a scathing breakup album recently.

Hee hee hee. Thanks! I obviously had a ton of fun with this one.

So excited to enter this fucking labyrinth that I will now need to deal with for the rest of my natural life if I don’t want my intestines to literally explode. I feel like the dumbest bitch on earth and I’m simply too fun and silly for this.

Also it’s either 20K per shot or free if you have the correct insurance and are enrolled in the correct problem so if you do it wrong it will cost you 40 thousand dollars. Good luck! Then they get on their tiny tricycle and ride away.

Thanks!

I’d vote for you