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it’s ben
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graphic designer, video editor, host of Updated Autopsy Report podcast | he/him
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someone dropped some kind of sausage roll on the carpet
luke the siamese cat sitting loafed up in a green carpet. he is small in the scope of the picture but his body is rounded and tubular.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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#LastFourWatched on Letterboxd features two rewatches for Discord movie night. Sadly Frankenstein dropped during the rewatch but OBAA stayed locked in place. What a good fucking movie. I’m excited to see Badlands again on VOD, it might creep up in my estimation because I’m still thinking about it!!
a letterboxd screenshot. It features One Battle after Another, 5 stars, rewatch. Frankenstein (2025), 3 stars, rewatch. Predator Badlands, 3 1/2 stars. Ed Wood, 4 stars.
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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aidangs on resetera did this edit and this was exactly the type of thing i was hoping would happen
bowser holding up the iconic shitty drawing of jeff gerstmann
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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here you go, folks. go wild!

bluesky doesn't support transparent pngs via directly upload apparently so get the real file here: i.postimg.cc/KcHK7qFM/bow...
bowser from the mario galaxy movie holding up his painting, but the painting has been removed and turned into a transparent png so you may place any image you desire into the open space
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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i started making an edit of the calvin and hobbes meme "is it parkour or menus" that got meta with "is it [understands the original bit] or [airs personal greivances framed as a joke]" but gave up when obviously none of this is better than the original damn comic:
a calvin and hobbes comic in which calvin's dad walks up to his son listening to a record and says: "Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting. Compare a point on the label with a point on the record's outer edge. They both make a complete circle in the same amount of time, right?" Calvin answers: "Yeah..." Calvin's dad continues: "But the point on the record's edge has to make a bigger circle in the same time. So it goes faster. See, two points on one disk move at two speeds, even though that both make the same revolutions per minute!" The final panel features Calvin now laying in bed awake at night, unable to sleep.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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raw MY dog? 😳
a pet food ad on a petsmart shelf that reads “raw your dog” and the rest of the catchphrase is hidden by the food bags. (the full phrase is “raw your dog wants and needs”)
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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cat that looks like it's done with your shit
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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it genuinely is funny how much they look like this rn
the "we demand to be taker seriously" image from arrested development with gob bluth holding said sign with many funnily-dressed magicians behind him all attempting to look cool
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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FINALLY, THIS IMAGE CAN BE UPDATED!
the onion article image of bill de blasio with the updated text: "Well, well, well, EASY to find a mayor that doesn't suck shit, huh?"
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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"Sweet Carol o' Mine" - Neil Diamond
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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"I Keep Forgetting to Make My Way Downtown" (Is this anything?)
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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also some of my watches prior to that since I haven’t shared much of my letterboxd recently:
One Battle After Another 2025 ***** Holy shit. Need a shirt with "A few small beers" on it. Oculus 2013 **½ I can't believe Karen Gillan built Mickey's Dick Smasher. Urusei Yatsura: Beautiful Dreamer 1984 ****½ The school at night scene and reverse-shot of Lum on the harrier are all-timers. Can't believe Dark City ripped this off and then The Matrix ripped off Dark City. (joking) (maybe)
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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anyway here’s the actual batch: #LastFourWatched
my last four letterboxd reviews, with Young Frankenstein at 4 stars, del Toro’s Frankenstein with 4 stars, Audition (Takashi Miike) with 3 stars, and Friday the 13th with 1 and a half stars.
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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you’ve heard of Yard Sard and Yale Sale, now get ready for:

Yard Salp
a neon green paper sign that reads: “Huge Yard Salp”
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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hiding behind jabba when the vacuum cleaner comes out…
a siamese cat named Hanzo hiding inside a round cave cat bed, with a small plush toy of jabba the hutt blocking the entrance. his eyes are just barely peeking out over the toy. on top of the bed is a plush spider toy, and to the right of the bed is a plush mothra and a plush chopper.
October 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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for now I suppose it’ll set on my dresser. I whipped up a quick boarding platform to display the minifigures since otherwise they’d almost all be hidden in the train!
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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and… assembled on the rails! i still gotta figure out where i’m gonna put this. i think i might look into a very long and shallow shelf to mount this somewhere!
the engine orient express assembled and set up. it is an engine, coal car, sleeper car, and dining car in order
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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the completed engine!
the engine of the orient express (the “sapphire star”) now completed
October 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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two pens make the train’s whistle!
the train engine from the back, showing two lego pens inserted into a plate with holes
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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inside the front features some extra details to emulate the real interior of a train
an angled shot showing the inside of the front of the engine with several holes
October 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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the underbelly of the engine…
the bottom of the train engine lego orient express
October 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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next up is the coal car, which isn’t super exciting… except for the middle set of wheels having leeway to slide left and right, which allows it to go around tighter curves on the track!
the orient express coal car, sitting upright on a desk the orient express coal car, sitting upside-down on a desk and showing how the wheels can slide horizontally
October 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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2nd car down!
a completed orient express train car
October 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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the luxury bedroom suite…
a lego bed with the orient express round mirror above it. next is a sofa and desk with lamp and typewriter
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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a cute little washroom!
a lego bathroom with mirror, sink, hand towel, toilet, and toilet paper
October 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM