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@yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
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30something/they/them/YOTE
Poltical takes and or furry stuff. YOU NEVER KNOW
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Marathon running misotheistic misanthrope

Generally in a foul mood
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yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
Yaaaaaaaayyyyyy!
Mobile screenshot of NFL dot com, showing only an allcaps text of SOMETHING WENT WRONG and a button to refresh the page
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
Meanwhile...
Atop a bed, a Weighted Coyote Plush is positioned to be looking up towards a decorative pillow at the head of the bed. The pillow has a portrait of a pleased looking wolf.
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
This weeks power rankings!
A post it with an array of nfl teams set to ranking tiers S tier: BUF PHI DET LAR TB A tier: SF IND KC SEA GB JAX B tier: NE WAS LAC MIN PIT C tier: HOU BAL CHI DEN ATL D tier: CAR DAL CIN ARI CLE F tier: MIA NO NYG TEN LV funni tier: NYJ
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
Its Raccoon Appreciation Day! Heres my Racc Alt!

Art by
@donryu.bsky.social (Apr2022, did character as an adoptable in Jun2019)
@ruffydoggo.bsky.social (Feb2024)
@twist.dog (Nov2019)
@tanio.bsky.social (Oct2021)
Mostly grayscale picture. A beefy raccoon wearing an unbuttoned blue shirt and short cut blue boxer briefs. Hes got bedroom eyes! A beefy raccoon relaxing at an outdoor patio of what looks like a bar. He is holding three large mugs of beer in each hand and is wearing jeans and a denim jacket. He has no shirt. Text bubbles are as follows: Offscreen: "how did you only lose your shirt but not your jacket" Barry the Raccoon: "I dont know. Do you want a beer or what?" Its him! A beefy raccoon smiling and wearing jeans, a matching denim jacket, and a blue shirt underneath. He has his arms crossed and is smiling happily A big beefy raccoon walking in a park in the peak of autumn colors. He is holding a warm drink oin one hand. He has his usual denim jacket and jeans. He is wearing a blue shirt but it is undersized, showing off a hefty midsection. Accordingly he is looking downwards at his belly with some surprise and a little embarassment.
October 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
Hey kids!
Its my week 4 football power rankings i made while waiting for coffee.

Will plaintext later, apologies for lack of Alt Text...my coffee was ready
September 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
Today is #InternationalDogDay
Enjoy Silverbolts snoofter.
August 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
Live Footage from Andrew Cuomos bathtub.
Megatron from Beast Wars sitting in a cramped hot tub and making the iconic Italian crab claw hands while sayong SOMETHING Machiavellian.
August 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
It's summer! Post a swimwear or beach pic.

🎨: @skyebluew0lf.bsky.social
An anthro coyote on the beach at sunset. They are facing away from camera and flashing devils horns. They have a popsicle in their mouth. The yote has thickers thighs than they do waistline. Their speedo shows off a fair amount of glute. They are raising their left knee and foot, so as to remove their sandal and show off thoz beanz.
August 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
I should get more Underwear commissions.

All the same, here are the most fitting pieces from my characters. IM SENSING A THEME HERE.

Happy #underwearday

Barium Raccoon art: @minedoo.bsky.social
Yote the Yote art: @donryu.bsky.social
Boomerang Badger art: @lukoi.bsky.social
Barium, a large figured raccoon, wearing a snug lavender button up and red boxer briefs. He is talking on the phone, pretty casually and looking at his hand. Probably saying something horny. It is ambiguous, so alt text wont help as much as your imagination. A male coded anthro coyote is standing in a state of disrobe. He is wearing a plaid flannel unbuttoned past his chest and approaching his midsection. He is noticeably more well fed than in his usual appearances. He is also wearing green colored briefs. which cling tightly to this bulky thighs and give a curve to his rump. He is wearing glasses and giving bedroom eyes. Boomer, a european badger, is looking at himself in a bedroom mirror. He is wearing a purple athletic tshirt that does not fit whatsoever, as his gut spills out underneath and pours over the waistband of a pear of amethyst purple briefs. He has massive thighs and looks to have failed at pulling athletic shorts much past his knees on account of the sheer bulk.. He is wearing a confused and embarrassed look, blushing at his recent changes, but he also seems to know this was going to happen eventually. His lifestyle finally caught up to him.
August 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
I know im a bit late to the party, but RIP Ozzy.
August 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
YOTEBUTT!
@portzebie.com
An slin anthro coyote. Non binary They are doing a selfie while wearing a green tank top and a thong. They have chest length hair but are keeping it from their eyes in a glamour shot
August 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
Honestly its unhealthy.
Mostly because I undergo/do this stuff for non kink things too.
Humiliationist 83.3%
July 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
Beast Wars summarized in about 15 seconds.

Happy #TigerDay
July 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
S1E12: The good guys win!
•Megatron yes count: 6
•three are in first ten seconds
•(no they dont)
•Cheetor once again gets blasted. He probably likes it!
•the good guys handle a shaft quite well
•Rhinox, once again, figures it out.
•"we are locked in for another 13 episodes, at least, dingalings"
Cheetor and rattrap from BEAST WARS polish a shaft...and all that that entails.
July 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
S1E11: The Probe
Megatron yes count: 3
•dinobot locks in his status as team mom
▪︎predacons are jerks
•seriously EVERYBODY wants to "play with" Cheetor
•Tigertron is actually good at seduction
•"This whole thing smacks of GENDER" *turns predocon victory into the 4th of shit*
-Dinobot
•No going home!
July 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
No cheating post lockscreen

Eepy.
A phone lock screen. The background is a coyote with a content look on its face as it sleeps on a big rock in ehat has to be the desert. Its ears are too dang big!
July 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
Donryu was so much more of an assman in 17, i suppose.
A stocky badger wearing glasses. He is turned away from camera but is looking at the viewer. He has a thick physique, but his posterior is especially round.
July 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
S1E10: Gorilla Warfare (actual episode name btw)
Megatron Yes Count: 5
(E9 had none btw)
•we uploaded the navy seal copypasta to Optimus. How evil of us!
•Optimus has never been more upset
•maybe they should stop making maximals angry
•Dinobot says the name of the episode, 4chan follows his lead
July 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
#BeastWars
S1E9: Metal Gear Rattrap
•Like all Predacons, BlackArachnia just wandered into a cave to play Smash with the other losers
•Thoroughly love Waspinators leitmotif.
•"Using Zero-Friction lube to clean your pipes? Amateur"
-Rattrap, not making this up
•I faked my death just to hear your love
Very close up shot of Rhinox from Beast Wars. Believe it or not, its actually zooming out from a shot that started in his mouth. He is exasperatedly yelling at Rattrap for getting stuck in an airvent and forgetting his password.
July 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
S1E8: Double Jeopardy
Megatron Yes Count: 5
•"actually I was only pretending to be evil" -Rattrap
•Rattrap and Optimus are dating
•New character BlackArachnia (our ADHD queen), kicks Twink in sternum, wanders off.
•Terrorsaur is TEMU Starscream and we know it
•Megatron remains a magnificent bastard
July 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
S1E7: Fallen Comrades
Megatron Yes Count: 10
•Oh my God, they killed Optimus!
•if your conscious appears as a floating head, are you REALLY dead though?
•EVERYBODY flirting with Dinobot, especially Megatron but ESPECIALLY Optimus
•We unlocked Michael Rooker by bouncing a beam off the moon
•AMNESIA!
Optomus Primal from Beast Wars, once again lying completely dead on the pavement. He gets better. Tigertron from Beast Wars (1996) revealing his robot form, and pointing his weapon at the viewer.
July 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
S1E6: Terrorsaurs Really Big Day
Terrorsaur Yes Count: 4
•Megatron, you aint shit
•this episode is a great mirror to episode 5, shows how power works on the other team
•JD Vance really does not want to be president, puts Megatron together
•Rattrap gets shipped with everybody.
•Terrorsaur on Grindr?!
Terrorsaur from Beast Wars 1996 glowing red and doing the JEB! pose
July 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
I should call him...
Red velvet donut with its hole filled with cream
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
K.
Cheetor from Beast Wars doing the Cool Story Bro pose and face
July 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
yotemcyoteface.bsky.social
S1E5: Christian X-Files
Megatron Yes Count: 6
•they snuck the Christ allegory in REALLY early in the run.
•"nice democracy you got, doesnt account for ties."
-Dinobot, getting it correct.
•Daddy Rhinox left alone for the first time since landing, designs a "probe" to penetrate God within minutes.
The Maximals playing phasmaphobia over at stonehenge Cheetor giving a big thumbs up and making the "Cool Story Bro" face
July 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM