These are the sacred texts, truer words have never been spoken
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 AM
These are the sacred texts, truer words have never been spoken
Reposted by Yosh
HER: [munches on leftover fries, scratches treasure trail] ugh. fuckin tourists. bet these asshats just binged the anime in one go and instapivoted to power scaling or some shit.
ME, TWO LOADS IN: [huffing like a wounded animal] i wwanna marry yyour pitsh,,,,
ME, TWO LOADS IN: [huffing like a wounded animal] i wwanna marry yyour pitsh,,,,
January 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
HER: [munches on leftover fries, scratches treasure trail] ugh. fuckin tourists. bet these asshats just binged the anime in one go and instapivoted to power scaling or some shit.
ME, TWO LOADS IN: [huffing like a wounded animal] i wwanna marry yyour pitsh,,,,
ME, TWO LOADS IN: [huffing like a wounded animal] i wwanna marry yyour pitsh,,,,
Wait
Holy fuck this is insane
Holy fuck this is insane
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Wait
Holy fuck this is insane
Holy fuck this is insane
I really don’t know which is better, the spread is just perfect for teasing and inviting while covering your face so cutely is also inviting to tease you and ravage that ass <3
January 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I really don’t know which is better, the spread is just perfect for teasing and inviting while covering your face so cutely is also inviting to tease you and ravage that ass <3
Maybe one day I’ll post some bulge pics here heh
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Maybe one day I’ll post some bulge pics here heh