Chris
@yorkchris.bsky.social
Yorkshire nugget. Likes things with big wheels that do stuff. Also Benny is my dog.
Please don’t say they did the stupid bum lift as well…….. I hate that advert.
January 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Please don’t say they did the stupid bum lift as well…….. I hate that advert.
Me too. That would be fabulous.
October 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Me too. That would be fabulous.
Aww. What a cutie!! That face!! 🥰😍🥰
I’m sure you’ve seen Benny, cos it’s either him or my crap food I post on the Twitter.
I’m sure you’ve seen Benny, cos it’s either him or my crap food I post on the Twitter.
September 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Aww. What a cutie!! That face!! 🥰😍🥰
I’m sure you’ve seen Benny, cos it’s either him or my crap food I post on the Twitter.
I’m sure you’ve seen Benny, cos it’s either him or my crap food I post on the Twitter.
And she doesn’t have dandruff. 😂😂 she is ace!
September 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
And she doesn’t have dandruff. 😂😂 she is ace!
“Shes goofy” “shes weird” “she stands awkwardly”. Me: yeah, cos she’s normal, what’s not to like about her. 😍🥰
September 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Shes goofy” “shes weird” “she stands awkwardly”. Me: yeah, cos she’s normal, what’s not to like about her. 😍🥰
All of the staffies have been cuddle monsters. They’ll just climb up (ungracefully) or jump and then curl in and start snoring. I’m sure you miss yours. We’ve had Benny 12 years so every cuddle matters. I say we, it’s just me now innit!
September 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
All of the staffies have been cuddle monsters. They’ll just climb up (ungracefully) or jump and then curl in and start snoring. I’m sure you miss yours. We’ve had Benny 12 years so every cuddle matters. I say we, it’s just me now innit!
She is! When it came on telly, mother would say: your girlfriend panda eyes is on this. I think it’s safe to say that my entire family knew I had a crush on her. 🫢🥺
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
She is! When it came on telly, mother would say: your girlfriend panda eyes is on this. I think it’s safe to say that my entire family knew I had a crush on her. 🫢🥺
You can borrow him if you want? 😂😂
September 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You can borrow him if you want? 😂😂
I don’t watch the program but agree with you about Claudia. Whatever program she is on, she’s just natural and isn’t shy about taking the mick out of herself. She’s wonderful.
September 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I don’t watch the program but agree with you about Claudia. Whatever program she is on, she’s just natural and isn’t shy about taking the mick out of herself. She’s wonderful.
Awwww. With Benny, it’s always nap time. He’s a bad influence!
September 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Awwww. With Benny, it’s always nap time. He’s a bad influence!
Well, we’ll cross that bridge later. Main thing is you had a good nap as did Benny and me.
September 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Well, we’ll cross that bridge later. Main thing is you had a good nap as did Benny and me.
Just seen this. I hope it wasn’t and that you had a good nap. Naps rule!! 😊
September 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just seen this. I hope it wasn’t and that you had a good nap. Naps rule!! 😊
Yeah. I feel awful that I can’t take him. There will be more road cones, half wagon tyres and who knows what, that he desires to bring home. He’s just on his stretchy lead down the garden. 😐
June 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Yeah. I feel awful that I can’t take him. There will be more road cones, half wagon tyres and who knows what, that he desires to bring home. He’s just on his stretchy lead down the garden. 😐
One day…….. Fingers crossed for cortisone. Benny is missing his walks though. He’s missing picking up the shite from the roadside to add to his pile. 😂😭
June 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One day…….. Fingers crossed for cortisone. Benny is missing his walks though. He’s missing picking up the shite from the roadside to add to his pile. 😂😭
I’m really glad you aren’t. Thats ace news! I thought an intelligent lass like you wouldn’t be there for long.
I’ll be on there a while yet. Such is life. Knackered hips suck, not work.
I’ll be on there a while yet. Such is life. Knackered hips suck, not work.
June 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’m really glad you aren’t. Thats ace news! I thought an intelligent lass like you wouldn’t be there for long.
I’ll be on there a while yet. Such is life. Knackered hips suck, not work.
I’ll be on there a while yet. Such is life. Knackered hips suck, not work.
I’m hoping you’re not still sat on the bench? I’m guessing I will be for a while yet. I never did bring you those snax. (Or find the right bench).
June 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’m hoping you’re not still sat on the bench? I’m guessing I will be for a while yet. I never did bring you those snax. (Or find the right bench).
I love beansprouts! Haven’t seen any in the shops for yonks!
June 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I love beansprouts! Haven’t seen any in the shops for yonks!
True. He scared a lot of people away because of his size but he was a very well behaved lad. If I stayed over, he’d always join me on the settee for a snuggle.
May 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
True. He scared a lot of people away because of his size but he was a very well behaved lad. If I stayed over, he’d always join me on the settee for a snuggle.
I had a friend who had a malamute. The cuddliest, massive bugger you could ever wish for. He was ace, a bit like an overly furry Shetland pony. 😂😂
May 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I had a friend who had a malamute. The cuddliest, massive bugger you could ever wish for. He was ace, a bit like an overly furry Shetland pony. 😂😂
P.s. I’m off to google what “pimhole” is……
April 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
P.s. I’m off to google what “pimhole” is……
I was wondering that. I have never replaced the u with an asterisk in cunt. You casterisknt. It doesn’t carry either the jovial friendly greeting, nor the venom when needed.
Fasteriskck. It just doesn’t work. 🤷♂️
Fasteriskck. It just doesn’t work. 🤷♂️
April 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I was wondering that. I have never replaced the u with an asterisk in cunt. You casterisknt. It doesn’t carry either the jovial friendly greeting, nor the venom when needed.
Fasteriskck. It just doesn’t work. 🤷♂️
Fasteriskck. It just doesn’t work. 🤷♂️
It’s been a difficult journey for me but we need to give ourselves a break every now and then. We could’ve always done more but there’s a reason we don’t. Life is hard. Please give yourself a bit of rest. X
April 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It’s been a difficult journey for me but we need to give ourselves a break every now and then. We could’ve always done more but there’s a reason we don’t. Life is hard. Please give yourself a bit of rest. X