Just hit the dispensary to pick up thc for my mother-in-law. Never did i expect to become a drug mule for my children's grandmother, but here we are 😄

Nothing puts me in the holiday spirit like wrapping gifts and listening to Ministry ☃️🎅

Working at a dry cleaners, picking up and delivering TVs for a repair shop, telemarketing trying to get people to upgrade their Sears death and dismemberment insurance (no really!)

Its 27F today. Did my furnace decide to shit the bed? Sure did!

Today's hike in the natural beauty of the UP.

Woke this morning to a squirrel running laps on my roof. I know this is payback for me successfully squirrel proofing the bird feeder.

My wife with any technology: I can't do this I need help.
Me: Walks from the other side of the house to help.
Wife: Oh, I got it!

Post election, I helped my neighbor load some heavy boxes into his truck while he was wearing a Trump hat. Now, I don't want to be compared with Jesus or anything, but if you want to pencil me in for the Nobel Peace Prize I won't say no.

I'm totally fine with people openly, gleefully choosing to have democracy strangled in a back alley, but cancel Roadkill? Why God, WHY?