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Pinned
Shocked me like an electric eel
How long til RuPaul says “You have been changed….for good….now sashay away”
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
And just like that….hope you fellas enjoyed hehe
Temporary nudes incoming
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Temporary nudes incoming
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
FUCK THIS DAY (me too)
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Court has adjourned and the verdict is unanimous!

Taco Bell chicken tenders tastes like shit yall
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Work conferences make me so h-word
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Let It Go by Keyshia Cole will forever and always be stuck in my head and I’m ok with that
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Garden salsa sun chips are my sun and moon
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I’ve got a hickey, a swollen lip from kissing, and a neck handprint right before a big work conference. Perfect timing for job hunting!
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What does it mean if you hook up with a guy and cuddle and watch football after?
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Well you boys were not lying, this new Robyn is an EARGASM
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Pope Leo XIV reveals his four favorite films of all time:

• It's a Wonderful Life
• The Sound of Music
• Ordinary People
• La vita è bella
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What the hell, sure
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Kim Davis is gonna be mad as hell this Thanksgiving eating her bland ass food and still being a disgusting piece of shit 💕
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sorry but I’m already on Thanksgiving mode
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Apple cider instead of coffee this morning cause its finally Fall
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My son and I wish you the best Saturday ever
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My 88 year old grandma still calls me every week and says Im her favorite grandson. Every time I say “you have to say that! I’m the only one you have!” And she laughs her ass off 💙
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Stopped mid-thirst trap to clean up another room in the house. So domestic
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Panera’s having to sell $1 soup cups because their food tastes like shit now
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If you can’t be cool you can’t be with the cuntess
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Balu Brigada rocked my socks off
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
All these humps…..
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by DJ
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM